**Birdie**

LDYGTR13

So, your Rapture ticker had H ROLLING this weekend. All weekend he was like "Thankfully we won't have to deal with these f*ckers in 6 days thanks to the Rapture" (We live near a church and if we want to get out of our neighborhood when church is letting out we have to wait forever).

We also noted that since we're going to Disney *after* the Rapture, that hopefully the lines will be short! Yay!

I just wanted to let you know that H thinks your ticker is epic.

Birdie1483

Haha thanks I find it very handy myself.

I used to live next to a huge church. I basically couldn't leave my apartment between noon and 12:15pm. I kind of want to have a rapture party on Saturday...

Rosie109

HOL.E. CRAP

TK just said that aegrish posted this thread

mica178

I just noticed Birdie's sig.  Hilarious.  

I still positively do not understand why those groups either think that the rapture is 5/21 or feel the need to buy all those posters.  If they study the bible enough to think that the can predict the end of times, then they missed the important passage where Jesus says that no human will know when it's coming.  And if they think that warning a bunch of non-believers that the time is coming is going to do a darned thing, then they know nothing about human nature.  

Gerr...  there are some frivolous dummies in the world.

Birdie1483

Oh didn't you know Rosie? We're BFFs now. Like totally!

Habs2Hart

My church is near another church which is near a Swiss Chalet.  At 12pm on Sunday, you best not try to get a seat there.  It is battle of the churches.  We actually call it Christian Chicken on sometimes because every single table is inhabited with someone from one of the two churches.  Them elderly will RUN YOU DOWN. 

annakb8

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_birdie-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9897a786-46b6-47fc-b78c-0257cde52a9ePost:7891a513-31db-402e-b065-5d0e041e32c5">Re: **Birdie**</a>:
[QUOTE]My church is near another church which is near a Swiss Chalet.  At 12pm on Sunday, you best not try to get a seat there.  It is battle of the churches.  We actually call it Christian Chicken on sometimes because every single table is inhabited with someone from one of the two churches.  Them elderly will RUN YOU DOWN. 
Posted by Habs2Hart[/QUOTE]

My FI told me that in the small Alabama town where his mother grew up the Methodists purposely moved the service 15 minutes earlier so they could get to the country club for lunch before any of the Baptists were done with church. They were pretty serious about their Sunday afternoon meal I suppose.

Birdie1483

OMG I love these stories! Haha