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Re: KPS related.

  • Both? What a disturbing picture...
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  • So I don't post here all that often...but I lurk occasionally and read KPS.  You must have been reading my mind because I just read (and reread...and reread) that and it makes no sense.  I came over here to see if anyone had talked about it. 

    Also, what does the first part mean?  I assumed it meant they were waiting til they were married to have sex, but how does that relate to cheating?
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  • That one doesn't make any sense at all to me. 

    On another note, I think I'll post a link to my registry. 
  • I would love to know w ho the dancer is. 

    I don't judge it.  I love it.  H and I have a few magnets on our fridge actually.


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    [QUOTE]ummm, i read it as he told her his junk was 7 inches...
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
    THAT MAKES SENSE.
  • I think she means he told her his penis was 7" long?
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  • I can't see KPS at work, but that reminded me.

    PSA: DO NOT "LET" YOUR DOG "LICK YOU". THAT IS HEINOUS.

    Honestly, who is that hard up? That is just disgusting. Ugh.
     
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    [QUOTE]ummm, i read it as he told her his junk was 7 inches...
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

    Ah!  I think you may have it.   Sheesh. 
  • Wait, I get it.  I think she says they were waiting, he claimed it was 7", and he's not, so she cheated.

    But still...even if you don't have sex before marriage, wouldn't you kind of have an idea what's down there?
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    [QUOTE]ummm, i read it as he told her his junk was 7 inches...
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]


    Ohhhh  - that actually makes much more sense, and I get the background picture now.
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  • Also, did someone let her dog lick her or something?

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    [QUOTE]Wait, I get it.  I think she says they were waiting, he claimed it was 7", and he's not, so she cheated. But still...even if you don't have sex before marriage, wouldn't you kind of have an idea what's down there?
    Posted by jholbel[/QUOTE]

    Maybe he stuffed. 
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    [QUOTE] But still...even if you don't have sex before marriage, wouldn't you kind of have an idea what's down there?
    Posted by jholbel[/QUOTE]

    I have a friend who didn't believe in sex before marriage, and she considered boob-touching and peen-touching sex.
  • Just because your H has a teeny weenie doesn't justify cheating.  There are lots of other ways to have fun.

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  • AND... I think whoever anonymously buys presents is really cute. <3
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  • Yeah, this makes no sense at all.  Though if she's cheating with someone who can help her to write coherent sentences, it might not be so bad.
  • That is super cute about the presents.  Now I wish I shared my registry.  Ha.  Kidding.

    Um, I still laugh when people use the term junk.  I am like a 12 year old. 


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    [QUOTE]ummm, i read it as he told her his junk was 7 inches...
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

    This was my thought, although it took reading it a couple times to get it.  Maybe the " part of the 7" was cut off?
  • ...much like his wang.
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    [QUOTE]I would love to know w ho the dancer is.  I don't judge it.  I love it.  H and I have a few magnets on our fridge actually.
    Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]

    Me too.

    Andplusalso - I don't get it. What kind of racism has been going on on the boards??
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  • I too want to know who the dancer is. I'll throw some money at them.


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    [QUOTE]...much like his wang.
    Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

    Ba-dum ching!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: KPS related. : Me too. Andplusalso - I don't get it. What kind of racism has been going on on the boards??
    Posted by pumpkinpumpkin[/QUOTE]


    I noticed yesterday that secret was apparently sent to all 3 post secret sites.
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    [QUOTE]AND... I think whoever anonymously buys presents is really cute. <3
    Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

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  • I took it to mean 7 inches.

    The one with the drawing of the pregnant lady made me laugh because the drawing was so stupid. Seriously, it would have taken less time to find a pic of a pregnant lady than to draw up that ridiculous thing.
  • Well.  Damn.  I was hoping this would be about the secret that isn't there anymore.

    Oh well.

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    [QUOTE]I took it to mean 7 inches. The one with the drawing of the pregnant lady made me laugh because the drawing was so stupid. Seriously, it would have taken less time to find a pic of a pregnant lady than to draw up that ridiculous thing.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]


    I actually almost didn't put that one up - I thought it was very odd that I received three KPS's related to high risk pregnancies within about an hour of each other, and was wondering if they were directed towards somebody, or if I missed some post about the subject.  I couldn't find anything though, and the BPS said she hadn't heard any discussion either, so I'm assuming it's just a coincidence.
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  • [QUOTE]Well.  Damn.  I was hoping this would be about the secret that isn't there anymore. Oh well.
    Posted by wadingmoose[/QUOTE]

    But then people would have conniptions.  
  • I need towels like whoa.  Nice guest towels.  I am attached to my 5 year old fraying towel.  BUt, my guests deserve better than a barbie beach towel.  Bahaha. 


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    [QUOTE]But then people would have conniptions.  
    Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]


    And mass reportings so that posts got deleted.  I'm surprised mine hasn't been deleted yet.

    Maybe no one's noticed?

    Mandy, Costco for towels.  I love 'em.

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