Dear my lovely SS recipient,
Your gift is bought and wrapped, yet it has been packed in a box from my recent move, and still needs to be boxed for shipping, along with finding the card I got for you. I could find these things if I looked for them, yet I have been working tons on top of moving.
So what I am trying to say is that you will not receive your gift by Christmas:( I promise to get it mailed out in the next couple of days and hopefully you will have a fabulous New Year's Eve present.
So if you have not received your present yet, it may be from me and I am super sorry:(((
Love,
Bad Santa