hey you! birdie.

mandysmear

in regards to:

In Response to Re: Unpopular Opinion(s):
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpopular Opinion(s) : I hate the stupid little dance she does down the aisle at the beginning of the shows!!
Posted by Birdie1483[/QUOTE]

i still don't know how to talk to you. 

consider yourself scratched off the mandy survey list.

ahhhitsshannyn

The dance is so fun. I wish I could dance like her.

MelissaAnne88

*whispers*

Don't worry, Birdie...you aren't alone...

mandysmear

I CAN HEAR YOU MELISSAANNE.

FutureMrsTR

Oh SNAP!

Birdie1483

HAHA!

I do feel special that you paged me though xoxo

MelissaAnne88

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hey-birdie?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:ac4ce047-7ec8-4a4a-88c5-02393e88d79dPost:6062dffb-dffa-4877-a250-53de949b1055">Re: hey you! birdie.</a>:
[QUOTE]I CAN HEAR YOU MELISSAANNE.
Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]
crap.

mandysmear

NOT A LAUGHING MATTER.  BIRDIE.  OR SHOULD I CALL YOU BIRDBRAIN?  WHO THE FOFF DOESN'T LIKE ELLEN.  (NOT AN ACTUAL QUESTION)

Birdie1483

MEEE!!!!! And I don't like American Idol. I don't remember if you like that or not.


And I've never had a BigMac.

MelissaAnne88

But you see Birdie, despite Mandy's claims, no one can actually dislike you. Because you have a rapture countdown. That automatically earns you mucho cool points.

mandysmear

i don't watch american idol.  ever.  no interest.  but, i love music.  weird.  so, i guess you have ONE redeeming quality.

i haven't had a big mac in years.  i always just get two cheeseburgers, plain from mcdonalds. 

Birdie1483

I actually disliked cheeseburgers growing up. I have no idea why because I looooooooove cheese.

And I am only entertained by AI whenever they are doing the preliminary shows.

mandysmear

i don't even like that crap.  is UO all about strippers?  should i keep reading?  i'm getting bored of the stripper talk.

i love going to the strippers.  not the male ones.  they're weird.  i'm not into flailing penis.

Birdie1483

It turns into shiit about anxiety disorders and some of us got our feathers ruffled. The main culprit in that thread was banned though, so it might be confusing.

Do you have the crazy ass strip joints that they were talking about??

Birdie1483

And yeah, I'm definitely not into having junk in my face. That is NOT pretty!

mandysmear

no.  we don't  i've heard montreal is a lot more sexual than us.

girls get completely naked.  they do a dance, undress.  then they go along perv row and have guys throw loonies ($1 coins) at them.  sometimes the way pumpkin explained.  sometimes they'll lick a loonie and stick it to their boob or something, then you throw the loonie and try to make it bounce off. 

i'm pretty good at it.  i have gotten magnets, lighters and posters from them. 

even private lap dances you can't touch them though.  they have cameras and they will get fired if they let a customer touch them.  i mean whether or not they exchange phone numbers after, who knows?  but, i wouldn't be uncomfortable with my H going without me. 

also, funny story.  when you roll loonies they're in $25 rolls.  and um, well i used to work at a restaurant that delivered.  and shortly after midnight we'd get a call to the hotel where the strip club was (small town) room 200.  which i know is the stripper room.  delivery driver would always come back and would pay the hostess/take out girl with rolls of loonies.  GAG. 

FutureMrsFezz

Mmm.. cheeseburgers........

mandysmear

i'm hungry.  i didn't eat lunch today.  i got a last minute call for an interview today.  so i met with two people.  here's hoping one of them pans out!  i applied for a job at a furniture company though.  god, i would kill for that job, so here's hoping!

ahhhitsshannyn

Ew yes, I would rather go to a female strip club than a male. And we do have one of those crazy strip clubs here too, it is pretty weird.

I will admit I said something shitty in that UO thread that spurred the crazy troll and I feel so bad.

mica178

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hey-birdie?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:ac4ce047-7ec8-4a4a-88c5-02393e88d79dPost:00a14269-45f7-4300-a9d4-7dfc27028944">Re: hey you! birdie.</a>:
[QUOTE]i don't watch american idol.  ever.  no interest.  but, i love music.  weird.  so, i guess you have ONE redeeming quality. i haven't had a big mac in years.  i always just get two cheeseburgers, plain from mcdonalds. 
Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]

I agree with 100% of your stuff here.  Well, except I think Birdie has more than one redeeming quality.

Birdie1483

Ewwwwwwwwww. I've never been in a strip club that was bottomless, so it's hard for me to imagine what that is like. And as beautiful as I think a female body is, I"m not sure if I"d like to watch the poster thing. I don't know.

Yeah I try not to think about where money has been I think it's funny you call them loonies. Do you guys use $1 bills?

FutureMrsFezz

Our favorite strip club got shut down.  Drugs, prostitution, underage drinking.  Ahh, yes. 

There's a few others in our area and they are all pretty gross.  One chick at Trash Dance (it's Flash Dance, but I say Trash) puts the open end of a bottle in her vag lets it drain a little then pulls the bottle out and squirts water on people.  YWIA!

Birdie1483

Fezz, I've heard horror stories of bottles getting stuck there from the suction. I hope that never happens to the poor girl. That would be awkward.

FutureMrsFezz

Oh man, now THAT whould be a show. 

ahhhitsshannyn

Fezz

O_O

wow..

mica178

Ick, Fezz, ick. 

ahhhitsshannyn

The one around here is fully nekid but no crazy tricks that I know of, but I have only been twice a few years ago. But mostly just the girl-girl thing was popular there with a few of the girls.

Birdie1483

The girls can't even go topless in Louisville bars anymore. Apparently Kentuckians just don't know how to have fun

mandysmear

okay, that's nasty.  i've never seen that.  and we used to go to the "ballet" all the time.  strippers around here travel.  so it was funny cause H and i saw one in my hometown and like 3 years later went to the strippers here in calgary for a birthday party and we saw her dance again.  so naturally we got a magnet.  and we had her sign it.  we just took it off the fridge when we moved into the new house. 

we do not have $1 bills.  we used to.  and we used to have $2 bills.  now we have $1 coins and $2 coins.  it's awesome, cause it's really easy to save up lots of money in change when you throw your change in a jar at the end of the day. 

mandysmear

last year in vegas.  we met some guys from colorado.  we went to a strip club with them.  and one of them bought me a lap dance.  i was wasted.

it was kind of liberating.  i never did the whole lesbian thing in college.  so, it was kind of my "experimentation", if you will.  she kept her bottoms on though.  THANK GOD.  and she wasn't hoochie about it like she was with the guys. 

Birdie1483

My friend from my hometown traveled to Louisville for her b-party and her BM's got a male stripped for her. It turned out to be a guy she grew up with who had moved here after high school. She kindly asked him to keep his clothes on, but said he could stay and party.