Because if we're going to add a letter to your last name, we might as well just call you purple...
Anywho, did you hear my yelling that I was coming over last night? I accidently went the wrong way on the Red Hill and ended up on the Niagara bound QEW. I shouted out to you that I was on my way, but then had to turn around, sorry if that bummed you out.

We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
