Dear Fantasy Football People,

crfische

Thank you for giving me the Purple Jesus on my team, but is there a reason the REST OF MY TEAM FUCKING SUCKS?

It's ok. I'll kill ya anyway.

AmoroAgain

Who is the purple Jesus?

I GOT FAVRE. HAHAHAHA

crfische

Adrian Peterson!!

AMORO! No way! That means you get to cheer for my boys this year, too!! WOOT!

AmoroAgain

I know!  But like, f'real, if he gets injured, I'm totally screwed.  AND I need another D, but holy hell there's some serious crap out there.

Stackeye210

I was listing off my players to T and he was like, "sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks - mmmmm, he's ok, sucks, sucks, sucks."  Then I read off Lasercats team and he was like "man she's gonna wax everybody!" 

crfische

I KNOW. I suppose that happens when you have 18 people in a league, but it will keep it interesting, anyway!

vallyhoo

I have no idea what to do

AmoroAgain

Not gonna lie- I don't know who half the people on my team are.

Stackeye210

I moved some of my starting line up around.......I dont know if I hurt or helped myself, but I'm just going to do that week from week and hope I get lucky.  That's the extent of my Fantasy Football knowledge.....Luck. 

opalsky007

Dood. I have Peyton Manning. And I still think Lasercats will kick my ass.

vallyhoo

My team is playing your H's team, Amoro (I think?) if so please tell him he's going down. ::insert some other trash talk here::

akhensley81

OPALSKY I literally swore out loud at you!! You picked right before me and I was SO going to get Peyton.

AmoroAgain

Are you the Vampires?  Cause if so, then yeah.  I tried to trash talk LoopySeven but she didn't bite. lol

Opal, I didn't realize you were playing too!

crfische

If you bitches wouldn't have drafted at 730 on a thursday, that would have helped this Fish out significantly.

I think that was strategy on SOMEONES part...

georgia_bride09

I'm gonna go ahead and bet on myself to lose every game. Being all-defeated is just as hard as being un-defeated, mmkay?

georgia_bride09

I still say it as "Oh-Paulsky" in my head.

AmoroAgain

Detroit would know!

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-fantasy-football-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b34aecaa-3549-4a0e-b797-2e8df50cb0cbPost:c79c83e2-6174-4c5d-887c-91e7c56e9603">Re: Dear Fantasy Football People,</a>:
[QUOTE]I was listing off my players to T and he was like, "sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks - mmmmm, he's ok, sucks, sucks, sucks."  Then I read off Lasercats team and he was like "man she's gonna wax everybody!" 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

THAT'S ME!

I had to ask my dad who a good kicker was. He said some guy and then the guy from Philly and I said, "Oh! I think I can get him!"

I actually only picked about 5 of my players, then I autodrafted because I had to leave work and go to class. And they gave me Tim Tebow as my backup QB. FML. (I just hate Tebow! I hate Brady too, but at least he's going to help me win.)

Stackeye210

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-fantasy-football-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b34aecaa-3549-4a0e-b797-2e8df50cb0cbPost:8570fe16-4dea-4c33-b349-920a1e21ada5">Re: Dear Fantasy Football People,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear Fantasy Football People, : THAT'S ME! I had to ask my dad who a good kicker was. He said some guy and then the guy from Philly and I said, "Oh! I think I can get him!" I actually only picked about 5 of my players, then I autodrafted because I had to leave work and go to class. And they gave me Tim Tebow as my backup QB. FML. (I just hate Tebow! I hate Brady too, but at least he's going to help me win.)
Posted by msmerymac[/QUOTE]

Well I do love you, but I might have to hate you for a little bit this football season. . . but then I'll accept my fate of losing and then love you again.  K?  Just know it's a process that will end with love.  :) 

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-fantasy-football-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b34aecaa-3549-4a0e-b797-2e8df50cb0cbPost:5bc6bd78-424d-4a47-a1e1-ef8fe3cfac34">Re: Dear Fantasy Football People,</a>:
[QUOTE]I moved some of my starting line up around.......I dont know if I hurt or helped myself, but I'm just going to do that week from week and hope I get lucky.  That's the extent of my Fantasy Football knowledge.....Luck. 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

My strategy on my FF team last year was just to move out players who had a bye and who were injured. Seriously, you'd be surprised how many people forget to do that.

Edit: And my FI bought a FF book off amazon to help him with his team, so maybe I'll read it. But I think it's a lot of luck.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-fantasy-football-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b34aecaa-3549-4a0e-b797-2e8df50cb0cbPost:65ad067f-1faf-46e0-a460-cc8f0646d200">Re: Dear Fantasy Football People,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear Fantasy Football People, : Well I do love you, but I might have to hate you for a little bit this football season. . . but then I'll accept my fate of losing and then love you again.  K?  <strong>Just know it's a process that will end with love.  :) </strong>
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

Haha, excellent.

akhensley81

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-fantasy-football-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:b34aecaa-3549-4a0e-b797-2e8df50cb0cbPost:3359faa3-ac53-4e33-a537-f4039826baed">Re: Dear Fantasy Football People,</a>:
[QUOTE]Sorry, AK. It was autodraft. I may or may not have been out for sushi with some awesome ladies from Boston at the time.
Posted by opalsky007[/QUOTE]

Hehe I won't hold it against you. I was, like - the 12th pick or something. I was surprised he lasted as long as he did, with so many people on autodraft.

opalsky007

Autodraft usually goes for RBs first because you get so many points from good rushers. I changed my prefs to go for him first. So that much, at least, was my fault.

Loopyseven

Yeah... auto draft stinks... 

He's even older this season, than last.

Birdie1483

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-fantasy-football-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b34aecaa-3549-4a0e-b797-2e8df50cb0cbPost:b127a826-f694-4972-bd1b-3f3e9e33c951">Re: Dear Fantasy Football People,</a>:
[QUOTE]Amoro - when did you try to trash talk me... I missed it.  Favre is an old man who can't last the whole season.  So glad you got him.  He was on my "do not pick" list. My team sucks too.  I don't know that it would have been any better if I had been there in person instead of auto-drafting but too late now... THe only person I really wanted was Aaron Rodgers and he went in the first round.  <strong>I've never heard of picking a QB in round 1 in fantasy football... </strong>
Posted by Loopyseven[/QUOTE]

I just finished my work draft and Manning was picked first roung, first pick. I was pissed!

iamjoesgurl

Amoro - I am RavensFan. 

My DH asked me who my players were and then told me that my team sucks and that's what I get for joining a FF league with 18 players.  Um...thanks.