My Dearest Smug Assholes....

crfische

Own, I think that one looks too young for you.

alixzafiris

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[QUOTE]The first rule of fight club, is that you don't talk about Amoro. The second rule of fight club, is that you don't talk about Amoro.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

Remember when Scoobs talked about Amoro? Then Amoro ripped her arms off and beat her to death with them. Pot roast my ass.

laladypoet

amoro's personality is so magnetic, she can't carry credit cards.

ohwhynot

Amoro shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.  Her new sig picture is code.

Fishy, what can I say?  The light was flattering that day.

crfische

I pray for the wellbeing of Amoro's KPS call out submitters.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

The honeymoon people don't seem bright enough to figure out things like boardwars and call-outs.

emilyinchile

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[QUOTE]even amoro's enemies list her as their emergency contact.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

DED

laurenclaire1386

I made a callout to call out the other people who made call outs. Confused yet? And I signed it. If they don't post it, I'm going to blow that email address up with spam until they do.

georgia_bride09

Amoro is Superman's true weakness.

laladypoet

amoro feels bad for her own husband.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

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[QUOTE]I pray for the wellbeing of Amoro's KPS call out submitters.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

And their husbands.

AmoroAgain

OWN, I WUV U!!

emilyinchile

Guys, seriously, stop with the one-liners. I keep snorting in my office, and my coworker is going to know I'm not *actually* working.

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]amoro feels bad for her own husband.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

This is my favorite.

laladypoet

amoro doesn't have to work. she just stares at someone till they give her money.

crfische

Amoro's the reason Waldo is hiding.

ohwhynot

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[QUOTE]amoro feels bad for her own husband.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahahha.  Nice.

baystateapple

Amoro doesn't sleep.


She waits.

laladypoet

alix puts the "mug" in "smug"

georgia_bride09

Obama's REAL middle name is Amoro.

crfische

OBAMA'S ITALIAN!?

I MEAN SWEDISH?!
























I mean from Michigan? :: head scratch ::

laladypoet

"amoro" is german for "stimulus package"

emilyinchile

Fishy, you mean Swiss.

crfische

I'll stimulate your package...


I couldn't help myself.

alixzafiris

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[QUOTE]Amoro's the reason Waldo is hiding.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

Amazing.

Andalso, the latest submission made me choke on a hugely spicy chip and now I feel like my (ugly) nose is going to explode. Hiding our feelings. Oye...

crfische

HA! Nice call out, LC!

andy71781

Work sucks because I can't see KPS or call out KPS.

laladypoet

dudes, stop making jokes. it's pathetic.
http://kpscallout.tumblr.com/post/1010648699

we should all sit here and admit that it's killing us inside that some douche without balls doesn't like us. life should be taken in ALL SERIOUSNESS.

laurenclaire1386

Thanks I got a little hot under the collar there for a minute.

alixzafiris

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[QUOTE]dudes, stop making jokes. it's pathetic. <a href="http://kpscallout.tumblr.com/post/1010648699" rel="nofollow">http://kpscallout.tumblr.com/post/1010648699</a> we should all sit here and admit that it's killing us inside that some douche without balls doesn't like us. life should be taken in ALL SERIOUSNESS.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

I can't stop making jokes. It's all that's hiding my deep, spiralling inner pain.