Seriously, though

kikibaby

I know I'm extra grumpy this week, but I'm about to punch my co-worker.  We audit each other's work (everyone rotates who they audit), and she's auditing me this week.  I can hear her right now asking my boss about everything, like she's trying to find something wrong.  She already gave me one file back with a note that makes no f'ing sense.

She's just being dumb and it's fucking irritating me.

/vent

AND?  Something I ordered from Amazon got stolen off my porch yesterday. 

Tell me not to quit my job and/or punch someone at work. 

vallyhoo

What got stolen? IT WASN'T HARRY POTTER WAS IT?!

FutureMrsTR

Don't quit your job!  I hate mine too, but quitting is just not an option so I just hang out here with you ladies to make the best of the day.

akhensley81

Sorry kiki I'm thisclose to quitting my job or punching a coworker too. I won't be any help.

kikibaby

Um, it's actually pretty hilarious what got stolen. 

vallyhoo

spill it.

FutureMrsTR

Tell me it was a vibrator.  Or some crazy giant condoms or something.

kikibaby

Ovulation testing kit and pregnancy tests

I really hope it was some teenage boy who stole it.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]Ovulation testing kit and pregnancy tests I really hope it was some teenage boy who stole it.
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

LOL. I hope it was too. Can just imagine the look on their face when they open it.

I'm sorry  you're having such a crappy day. /ehug

vallyhoo

!!!

why order from amazon? silly.

kikibaby

Because Amazon is awesome and cheap!  It was $9!

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

Hey, Amazon has everything.

vallyhoo

you're very patient. I can't wait for things to be shipped to me.

Birdie1483

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[QUOTE]I know I'm extra grumpy this week, but I'm about to punch my co-worker.  We audit each other's work (everyone rotates who they audit), and she's auditing me this week.  <strong>I can hear her right now asking my boss about everything, like she's trying to find something wrong.  She already gave me one file back with a note that makes no f'ing sense.</strong> She's just being dumb and it's fucking irritating me. /vent AND?  Something I ordered from Amazon got stolen off my porch yesterday.  Tell me not to quit my job and/or punch someone at work. 
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

OMG that would make me want to murder someone. I can't STAND people like that.

For some reason people like to say "push the button" when it comes to interactive projects in my office. I've been known to fly off the handle a few times when someone used that term with me when I was under a lot of stress, because nothing is ever "pushing a button". It might be easy and might not take long, but it's still going to be a process no matter what. I just BCC'd my boss on an email that I just sent regarding if something was "pushing a button." I wanted to demonstrate that I can have self control (sometimes). Maybe it's because I'm in a good mood today because I got a new laptop to play with at work.

kikibaby

I've got Amazon Prime, so it's free 2 day shipping.  That's supa fast! 

Amazon really does have everything.  You can order groceries.

georgia_bride09

Kiki. Pumpkin Spice Latte. The big one. For lunch.

That sucks about your pee sticks.

texagj

$9 bucks. Wow that is cheap. I was at walgreens yesterday and MOH and I were talking about how crazy it is that each test is almost $20 bucks.

kikibaby

Georgia, that is an excellent idea. 

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[QUOTE]Sorry kiki I'm thisclose to quitting my job or punching a coworker too. I won't be any help.
Posted by akhensley81[/QUOTE]

This exactly... AK just beat me to it.

squirrly

kiki, maybe the box will reappear today, since they won't know what to do with it. 

mandysmear

WHAT?!  STOLEN OFF YOUR PORCH?

That is lame.  Lame.  Lame. 

What do you do kiki?

alixzafiris

Oh my god someone really did steal your peesticks?!? I almost didn't believe Mandy. I'd say that sucks... but really I'm chuckling about it.

mandysmear

I think it's hilarious.  But, I'd be pissed off just cause someone had the audacity to do it.

Bubbalub

One of my bridesmaids' gifts was stolen off our porch, too. I got it off Etsy and I feel bad for the seller because it's not her fault but I'm going to dispute it with my credit card company and have the charges reversed because I'm not paying $150 for something I never received.

I'm sorry Kiki. I hate my job too.

kikibaby

I laughed too, it's ok.  I mean, of all the things to steal?  We get much more awesome stuff all. the. time.  The only other thing that's been stolen off of our porch is milk.  People are fucking weird.

That sucks, Bub, I'd have been peeeesed if it had been something expensive.

Birdie1483

So Kiki, aren't you 100% sure it was stolen? Like you saw it, and then didn't? Or are you going off of what Amazon has said in terms of shipping? I'm just asking because I've had some mixups before with UPS and USPS in terms of them saying it's been dropped off and it hadn't. I'm keeping my fingers crossed this could be the case with your pee sticks!

Otherwise some hoodlum is going to have fun testing his/her fertility

kikibaby

I'm just going off of the tracking, which says it was dropped off by FedEx at 3pm yesterday.  I got home at 4:30 and nothing was there.  I've never had a problem before, but I can't be 100% sure it's not in the wrong place or something.

It's not a huge deal, just kind of irritating. 

PEE STICKS!