The cryptic meeting was to tell everyone that the Learning Center (another division of the company... I work for the Staffing divison) has signed up for GROUPON and we are being featured on Monday. And, oh - by the way - we expect hundreds of phone calls.
And she looked me dead in the eye and told me that she expects ME to deal with all of these calls, since I normally answer the phone up in here anyway.
Like I don't have anything better to do.
I think I would have rather had her trap us in the conference room and rob the company blind. At least that would have been entertaining. Oy.