For realsies:
Knottie with the best wedding photos:
Knottie with the prettiest smile:
Knottie most likely to be a millionaire someday:
Biggest flirt:
Most likely to have been class president:
Friendliest knottie:
Smartest knottie:
Best wedding advice:
Best life advice:
For funsies:
Knottie most likely get arrested:
Knottie most likely to get in a bar fight:
Knottie most likely to actually be a 15 year old fuuucking with us all:
Knottie most likely to move to the top of a mountain in a shack with no electricity:
Knottie most likely to have an affair with the pool boy (this is just for fun so FFS don't get butthurt):
Knottie most likely to give good advice but break all the etiquette rules in secret:
Knottie most likely to turn into a crazy cat lady:
Knottie most likely to swim with sharks (purposely):

Everything the light touches is my kingdom.