hey guys

laladypoet

I'm not PMing anyone.

crfische

We know. You're too busy not eating carbs.

mandysmear

dude, i do not want to know about your P.  you sicko.

laladypoet

I can't tell you about my P, really. I live in the Bible belt.

smokeybailey

Hey, Lala, YDGPM.

kikibaby

I PM'd your mom last night.

laladypoet

shows what you know. my mom was born without a PM.

smokeybailey

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hey-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:d8b282c4-327f-4642-b45c-8ad9f7238930Post:12e4bc26-51bf-4c1a-81fe-f4a01aa02cc5">Re: hey guys</a>:
[QUOTE]I PM'd your mom last night.
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

I heard she actually PM'd you.

laladypoet

maybe she has a detachable pm...

mandysmear

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my p was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

vallyhoo

Hey Smokey YGVD

laladypoet

I'm carryin' your STD...

smokeybailey

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[QUOTE]Hey Smokey YGVD
Posted by vallyhoo[/QUOTE]

it is always nice to get Vally Devotion.

AmoroAgain

What?  La, have you been cheating on me?  You said you had MY STD.  That's it, I'm getting tested.

WE ARE THROUGH

laladypoet

that's totally NSFW, YWIA.

laladypoet

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[QUOTE]What?  La, have you been cheating on me?  You said you had MY STD.  That's it, I'm getting tested. WE ARE THROUGH
Posted by AmoroAgain[/QUOTE]

baby, it didn't mean nothin. I only do it because I love you. let's have a baby.

vallyhoo

I'm hopelessly devoted to you...

smokeybailey

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[QUOTE]I'm hopelessly devoted to you...
Posted by vallyhoo[/QUOTE]

Look at me, I'm Vally Dee, lousy with virginity....

laladypoet

damn right.

georgia_bride09

I didn't know Vally had lice? Ew. I need to go wash my hair brush.

vallyhoo

your mom has lice

smokeybailey

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hey-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:d8b282c4-327f-4642-b45c-8ad9f7238930Post:bed7f922-c162-46ac-b2ab-997a8169564e">Re: hey guys</a>:
[QUOTE]your mom has lice
Posted by vallyhoo[/QUOTE]

<em>::down there::</em>

georgia_bride09

I would say you have to have hair down there to have lice down there, but y'all's talkin' bout my momma. And I don't know her like that.

AmoroAgain

I ain't havin' yo baby.  Not until you get yo shiz straightend out

smokeybailey

Get out.  It's a trap!*


(*That's a quote from Return of the Jedi)

vallyhoo

Listen, Alice...
Herbert.
Herbert...



that is a quote from... well Moose should know where that's from.

mandysmear

MOOSE, CALM DOWN!!  YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE!!

smokeybailey

You suck, Val, now my Admiral Ackbar reference is forever hidden on the bottom of page 1.

vallyhoo

well you know, if you ain't first, you're last.




another line from ricky bobby.

smokeybailey

What do you care? You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.

That's all I got.

vallyhoo

... and scene.