I may have found my new calling...

Rosie109

There is a craigslist listing under jobs that offers the chance to train as a bounty hunter.

I think I could do it. I might start dressing like Dog though, and I don't know if FI would like that

pinkpinot

I would do it just so I could have a reason to style my hair like Beth's.  Big hair = more room to hide your pepper spray.

Rosie109

If I was going to dress like Beth I would need one of those miracle bras from Victoria's Secret that puts your boobs in your face.

FutureMrsFezz

Score! 

louisvillebride21

On the other hand, you could start dressing like the wife. I'm sure H WOULD like that!

I'm a perv, but anytime I watched that show, all I could do is stare at her tatas. It was like a laser beam to them.

Rosie109

aw shucks there is a fee for the 6 month training session. at least I would get an id, badge, and a shirt.

pinkpinot

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_may-found-new-calling?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:dce52de2-34ff-4f3e-97b0-f3140597bab6Post:1abfabbe-f500-4adc-b396-ee9fec3686f6">Re: I may have found my new calling...</a>:
[QUOTE]If I was going to dress like Beth I would need one of those miracle bras from Victoria's Secret that puts your boobs in your face.
Posted by Rosie109[/QUOTE]

And you'd have to stuff it with hot air balloons because Beth's rack is NO joke. 

kellyjellybelly

Gerard Butler is a bounty hunter and he's hot.  So I say go for it.  

doctabroccoli

I wonder if the training is from Dog himself!

Rosie109

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_may-found-new-calling?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:dce52de2-34ff-4f3e-97b0-f3140597bab6Post:64d1b7ac-ab9c-4e06-b3d2-ffff0fba164f">Re: I may have found my new calling...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I may have found my new calling... : And you'd have to stuff it with hot air balloons because Beth's rack is NO joke. 
Posted by pinkpinot[/QUOTE]

<div>Seriously. She has her own tv dinner tray.</div>

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Whenever I hear bounty hunter, I think Domino Harvey and picture Kiera Knightly throwing the knife in the windshield. Mickey Rourke is much better than Dog.

kikibaby

Do eeeet!