I hate when....

mandysmear

people biitch about having to use condoms. 

i go to the grocery store for a specific item and they are out of it. 

i pull up to the pump, get out of the car to pump my gas and realize i'm at a pay at the pump only.  this only ever happens when i want to go into the store to buy some things.

people think that the way they do something is the RIGHT way always. 

you go.

baystateapple

People interrupt.

My upstairs neighbor and her boyfriend have loud sex in the middle of the afternoon.

My FFIL is an asshat.

AlexiaANDRobert

When my boss gets a hair up his ass about something.  It has to be done righthissecond.

Example:

He calls and tells me to send him something when I get the fax.

Then calls again to ask if the fax is there yet. It isn't.

Then calls again and I don't answer, and then calls my cell phone, and I don't answer.

Then calls AGAIN.  The fax still isn't here.

All of this within 40 minutes.  It's just so fuucking obnoxious.

laurenclaire1386

People misspell words to be cute. There's this hair salon I pass on my way to work every day and it's called Kool Kuts. Yeah, both words start with C's. Why the eff would you put K's where they don't belong?

I have to type info from a handwritten legal document. Biggest gripe about my work.

kkchisholm

My sister thinks she can come over and eat my food. She lives down the hall.

When people say "If my bf can't come can my sister be my guest?"

When teenagers kiss in the hallways

When someone with clearly over 14 items goes to the 14 items or less line.

ExpatPumpkin

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[QUOTE]people biitch about having to use condoms. Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]

Do you seriously enjoy using condoms?  You don't think there's a difference?

salt78

My mom freaks out about pictures that she doesn't think are flattering on Facebook and then asks me to defriend everyone she and I both know including both my aunts so that they can't see said photos. 

Nebb

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[QUOTE]people biitch about having to use condoms.
Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]
hahahah mandy!

I hate when my husband eats or drinks the last of something without asking if I wanted any. Especially beer.

when the person infront of me on the road doesnt realize that you CAN drive slightly ABOVE the speed limit without getting arrested and dont have to come to a full stop before turning right.

nda_roxybabe

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[QUOTE]When my boss gets a hair up his ass about something.  It has to be done righthissecond. Example: He calls and tells me to send him something when I get the fax. Then calls again to ask if the fax is there yet. It isn't. Then calls again and I don't answer, and then calls my cell phone, and I don't answer. Then calls AGAIN.  The fax still isn't here. All of this within 40 minutes.  It's just so fuucking obnoxious.
Posted by AlexiaANDRobert[/QUOTE]

I didn't know we had the same boss? Mine will say "call so and so when you get a chance, no hurry" 2 minutes later she is liike "what did so and so say" so. annoying.

I hate when I have to wake up from a good dream
when there is hair on my desk
when I get stuck behind a bus on my way to work

tannymcgee

when conference calls go over an hour. attention = gone.

when i get to the last aisle at the grocery store and i realize i forgot something in the first aisle.  bah.

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]My mom freaks out about pictures that she doesn't think are flattering on Facebook and then asks me to defriend everyone she and I both know including both my aunts so that they can't see said photos. 
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]

Photos that are unflattering of her?  Why doesn't she just untag herself?

Nebb

when people at the gym take for freaking ever on machines I need. You do NOT need 2+ minutes of rest between each set, trust me on that. I also hate when the big butt blonde takes my locker at the gym, I know its her, and its MY locker!

when i miss snl and it was actually funny.

I have to go to costco for groceries on the weekend *shudder*

britne28

When it's a sunny dry day and the plow guy in front of me decides it is a good time to move the snow bank 2 feet further from the road. Which means he does 15 in a 50 mph zone.

When I get chewed out by one boss for shipping something to the president of the company because the president of the company asked for the item.  I'm getting chewed because the president is pissed.  Good thing I had it in an email. 

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]In Response to I hate when.... : Do you seriously enjoy using condoms?  You don't think there's a difference?
Posted by ExpatPumpkin[/QUOTE]

There's no question sex is better without. But if it came down to having a baby or using a condom, or not having sex at all, I pick the condom every time. It's not ideal, but if you don't want to be pregnant, can't take hormones, and don't want a baby, it's the only option I truly trust. You gotta make not fun choices, sometimes. Such is life.

AlexiaANDRobert

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[QUOTE]when people at the gym take for freaking ever on machines I need. You do NOT need 2+ minutes of rest between each set, trust me on that. I also hate when the big butt blonde takes my locker at the gym, I know its her, and its MY locker! when i miss snl and it was actually funny.<strong> I have to go to costco for groceries on the weekend *shudder*</strong>
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I'd rather NOT have what I needed from there in the first place.

Stackeye210

........I have a 2 day headache like today.

........dumb girls keep having babies by their physically abusive boyfriends / NEWS FLASH he's not gonna change no matter how many kids you pop out!  You shouldn't be having sex with someone who has bleached your clothes, put an ax through all of your furniture and walls, and choked you until you wrecked your car.  You're dumb and the cops know you by name now. 

FutureMrsTR

...FSIL asks if she can bring her not-invited cousin (we're not inviting FI's million cousins) as her date (she doesn't have a SO) if she pays for him.  What?

...I have work  to do and I don't want to do it because it's boring and sucks the life out of me.

...when I get overdramatic because I'm tired.  See above.

AlexiaANDRobert

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I hate when.... : There's no question sex is better without. But if it came down to having a baby or using a condom, or not having sex at all, I pick the condom every time. It's not ideal, but if you don't want to be pregnant, can't take hormones, and don't want a baby, it's the only option I truly trust. You gotta make not fun choices, sometimes. Such is life.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

Like when the pregnant girl that doesn't want to be pregnant is asked if she used protection and says she or her guy don't like the way condoms feel - that's just fuucking ridiculous.

salt78

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I hate when.... : Photos that are unflattering of her?  Why doesn't she just untag herself?
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

<div>It doesn't matter if she's tagged in them or not, the people that we are both friends with can still see them if they are on my profile. She's driving me batshit.</div>

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I hate when.... : It doesn't matter if she's tagged in them or not, the people that we are both friends with can still see them if they are on my profile. She's driving me batshit.
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]

Sounds like my dad.  He absolutely will not let me or my sister post any pictures of him online.  At all.  Should make posting any wedding pictures really fun in a few months.

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]People misspell words to be cute. There's this hair salon I pass on my way to work every day and it's called Kool Kuts. Yeah, both words start with C's. Why the eff would you put K's where they don't belong? I have to type info from a handwritten legal document. Biggest gripe about my work.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

Oh god, there's a tutoring agency out here called Kum On, with a smiley face for the O. It's pronounced koo-mon, but you'd never know by the huge signs next to the building. It just disturbs me that this is a place for kids.

alixzafiris

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I hate when.... : Agreed. Like when the pregnant girl that doesn't want to be pregnant is asked if she used protection and says she or her guy don't like the way condoms feel - that's just fuucking ridiculous.
Posted by AlexiaANDRobert[/QUOTE]

Exactly. The only appropriate response to this is "Yeah, well I don't like how pushing out a watermelon feels either. I win."

MeaghanandMichael

My boss asks me to do something, I do it and then he changes his mind. And THEN he looks shocked that I already did what he ask. Yeah, I am good at my job and I am going to do what you tell me too so stop jerking me around.

Divorced people tell you marriage is the worst idea ever and act like you are a huge idiot to be married.

My neighbor throws her cig butts all over the driveway. Yes, I know it is concrete and outside, but I walk here and so do by guests. Also, my dogs like to sniff them and it is disgusting.

Stackeye210

LC - there's a place by my house called Godz Kidz.  Who spells God wrong?  The sign makes me mad every single time I drive by it. 

mandysmear

I didn't say condoms are awesome.  But, as I said before, H and I used them for 2 years.  We both had orgasms.  We both enjoyed the sex.  We didn't dread it because there WERE condoms.  It's called making a sacrifice, like a grown up so we don't end up with unwanted children and live the lifestyle we want.

And that ladies and gentlemen was my TMI moment for the day.

Brie2010

FFIL invites every single person he talks to to our wedding by word of mouth.

I have to run hungry.

My hair decides to freak out halfway through blow-drying.

laurenclaire1386

Divorced people tell you marriage is the worst idea ever and act like you are a huge idiot to be married.

This. I got in an argument at happy hour the other day with this guy who's divorced and therefore thinks that every marriage is doomed. Newsfuckingflash: just because you suck at relationships (this guy in particular, not every divorced person) doesn't mean I do or FI does. Get a fucking grip. If I have to hear one more time how stupid it is that I'm getting married young (23) I'm gonna scream. People always ask if I've explored all my options and I tell them they don't know how slutty I was in college.

bbyckes

When my manager acts like a big baby - which is most of the time.

ETA: When I have to shop for a new pair of jeans.  Inevitably, they never have my size or the wash that I want.  NEVER.

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]Divorced people tell you marriage is the worst idea ever and act like you are a huge idiot to be married. This. I got in an argument at happy hour the other day with this guy who's divorced and therefore thinks that every marriage is doomed. Newsfuckingflash: just because you suck at relationships (this guy in particular, not every divorced person) doesn't mean I do or FI does. Get a fucking grip. If I have to hear one more time how stupid it is that I'm getting married young (23) I'm gonna scream. People always ask if I've explored all my options and I tell them they don't know how slutty I was in college.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

Haha, I dig your response to them, LC. Yeah, apparently people feel like if they're keeping the verbal diarrhea in, then they're not helping you. I'm afraid it won't stop even after you get married, so it's good that you have your ways of shutting this down now.

Right after our wedding, we had people (many of them guests at our wedding) "notifying" us that we'd better enjoy things like home-cooked meals, sex, privacy, and freedom, because once you've been married for a few years you'll never see the likes of them again. This goes on the list of things I hate.

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]Divorced people tell you marriage is the worst idea ever and act like you are a huge idiot to be married.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

One of my coworkers does this ALL THE TIME.  It drives me crazy.

MissLeahM

food gets stuck in my teeth and i don't have floss.

people blow their noses at my desk. Yuck.

When my coworker looks at my stats and is holding her nasty used flossing stick, and it touches my paper.. I told her it was gross and lied right through her teeth to try and tell me that it wasn't even close.