I'm super bored, so I am resurrecting my little poll idea from the other day.
1. If I had an off-board, it would be called ____.
2. I would have ____ on my offboard
3. I would rather have my labia worn as a shower cap by a Nazi than have ____ on my offboard
4. I would cut my mother if anyone ever said anything bad about _____ from my off-board
5. this poll is stupidghey, T/F