It's getting a little slow around here, so I thought I'd share a couple humorous medical exam stories I read (sorry for the font, it copy and pastes like this).
1. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple
hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and
wearing strange clothing, entered . . . It was quickly determined that the
patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed
that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that
read . . ..' Keep off the grass.'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'
Submitted by RN no name,
2. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when
performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out
laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly
said. .. . ' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . ' No
doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer
Weiner .' '
Dr. wouldn't submit his name....
Waiting to meet the baby broccoli on 5/5/2013!