This was on craiglist today... it's sad, but I do confess that I giggled too.
"in celebration of spring, our neighbor stuck a small rainbow colored pinwheel in the grass next to our front patio. the little ceramic bunny that lives there was pleased, and the sight of the 2 of them made us happy every time we came home.
but saturday night, you walked by and decided that our sharing the pinwheel with you from our yard wasn't enough. you took it for yourself and left us, our bunny, and everyone else who passes by our little yard a little less cheerful.
i hope you're happy you fuuck. "