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- If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift?

- If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift?

- Do you buy lottery tickets?

- How often do you vacuum?

- What do you put in your margaritas?

- How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)

- Do you have any houseplants?

- In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)

- Do you prefer pencil or pen?

- Have you ever cut your own hair?

- Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?

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  • uneek1323uneek1323 member
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    edited December 2011
    - If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift?
    Yes
    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift?
    No
    - Do you buy lottery tickets?
    No
    - How often do you vacuum?
    Every other week, but it's just me and FI--no pets or children
    - What do you put in your margaritas?
    Jose Cuervo
    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    3
    - Do you have any houseplants?
    No
    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)
    Gold
    - Do you prefer pencil or pen?
    Pen
    - Have you ever cut your own hair?
    Once.... I will never do it again. Did you hear me, Mom? I learned my lesson.
    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?
    Furniture. Sitting on the floor makes my legs fall asleep.
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  • Astrid821Astrid821
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    edited December 2011
    - If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift?
    Nope.

    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift?
    Yes and no. I only have 2 ex's that I would say were major relationships, they are nicknamed the Good Ex and the Bad Ex... I'll let you all guess which one I would send a gift to.

    - Do you buy lottery tickets?
    No but I do love scratch-offs

    - How often do you vacuum?
     Not as often as I should.

    - What do you put in your margaritas?
    Nothing, I prefer LITs

    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    2 pcs, 2 laptops & 1 broken netbook.

    - Do you have any houseplants?
    Not a plant person.

    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)
    Since I haven't picked a color theme I'd say white.... they'd be in jeans before I let them wear white to my wedding.

    - Do you prefer pencil or pen?
    I love freshly sharpened pencils but pens are easier to carry in your purse

    - Have you ever cut your own hair?
    No way.

    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?
    Furniture, I don't vacuum enough to sit on the floor.
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  • NcsuPsychNcsuPsych member
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    edited December 2011
    Please take note, I'm taking this after a post-bday celebration. Huzzah!

    - If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift?
    Nope. well, maybe, but probably no

    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift?
    No

    - Do you buy lottery tickets?
    SOmetimes, when I feel lucky! Do you feel lucky? Huh? Do ya?

    - How often do you vacuum?
    About once a week. The doggies are blowing their coats. It's annoying, but if I dont, we have mountain st. furball and that's just not attractive at all

    - What do you put in your margaritas?
    Salt, sugar, I dont know, I dont drink margaritas

    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    3. My laptop, DH work laptop and the desktop. Oh non-working, add two more. Toshiba sucks


    - Do you have any houseplants?
    Kind of. We got a starter set for our seedlings

    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)
    Hot pink, like hooker hot pink. And my poor little sister just looked horrid.


    - Do you prefer pencil or pen?
    Pen with an eraser! Score!

    - Have you ever cut your own hair?
    No, but my brother did when I was little. Right before my ballet recital. That was a BAD day.

    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?
    Both :) Sometimes the floor is just more comfy
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  • Beth0882Beth0882 member
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    edited December 2011
    - If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift? That would really depend on the circumstances that made them an ex-bff...If we just grew apart, yes.  If some major issue caused the "ex", probably not.

    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift? No.

    - Do you buy lottery tickets? No.

    - How often do you vacuum? At least once a week, but we don't have much carpet in the house.

    - What do you put in your margaritas? I don't like margaritas, can't stand tequila.  But I put rum in daquiris (sp?)

    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    3 - 2 desktops, 1 barely functioning laptop...may be random computer parts strewn about as DH likes to play with the ones that break.
    - Do you have any houseplants? No - doesn't matter where we put them, the cat eats them.

    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.) Pepto bismol pink

    - Do you prefer pencil or pen? Pen

    - Have you ever cut your own hair? Not that I recall

    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture? Furniture. Although when we get around to getting area rugs, I would probably sit on the floor more.

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  • mgbarbrymgbarbry
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    edited December 2011
     If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift? Probably Not

    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift? No.

    - Do you buy lottery tickets? Sometimes

    - How often do you vacuum? Every weekend

    - What do you put in your margaritas? I don't like margaritas, but as a bartender as my part time job, of course tequila, normally patron or Jose Cuervo 1800

    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    3, 2 laptops fully functional and then my old laptop that technically still works but is too slow and got a virus

    - Do you have any houseplants? No. I'm not good with keeping plants alive

    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)Well I'm not having any bridesmaids but if I was it would be pepto bismol pink like PP 

    - Do you prefer pencil or pen? Pen

    - Have you ever cut your own hair? Not really unless you count trimming a long spot she forgot, normally the part that gets "stuck" behind my ear when she's cutting my hair.

    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture? Furniture.
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  • kelsey+brandonkelsey+brandon
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    edited December 2011
    If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift?
    Hmm...it depends on who you'd put in the ex-bff category. If it's my old roommate, probably not because that might be weird, but if anything were to happen to my MOH/BFF since 6th grade, then yes, but hopefully this will never happen.

    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift?
    No...definitely not. a.w.k.w.a.r.d.

    - Do you buy lottery tickets?
    No, but I did make my brother buy some on his 18th birthday

    - How often do you vacuum?
    Depends, normally every other week, but I normally make FI do it. I told him once we get a dog (a goldie), he'll be vaccuming the dog every night and the apartment every other day.

    - What do you put in your margaritas?
    Ice...I buy a bottle of Skinny Girl, pour and drink

    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    2 working Macbooks (2006 and 2007/8ish) and FI's old powerbook from 2004. It technically works, but it's super slow and old.

    - Do you have any houseplants?
    Not currently, but FI did get me some flowers the other day

    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all
     came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)
    Probably a hot pink (like the LA wedding in 27 dresses) or that putrid green color. Yuck!

    - Do you prefer pencil or pen?
    Pen...but lately I've been love the fine tip sharpies, so I guess that's technically a marker

    - Have you ever cut your own hair?
    I don't think so...I might have trimmed my bangs. I did cut all my barbies hair off when I got a hair cut (and hid the hair under my parents bed)...whoops

    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?
    Most of the time, I'm on the sofa in the middle crack, but If I make FI play with my hair, I'll sit on the floor. (Yes, I know, I'm spoiled)

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  • pirategal03pirategal03 member
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    edited December 2011
    - If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift? probably not

    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift? maybe, I'm considering it. I don't know how his girl would feel about it. 

    - Do you buy lottery tickets? Nope, never

    - How often do you vacuum? Probably once a month or so, we need to do it more

    - What do you put in your margaritas? Patron, lime juice, salt.  They're not real margaritas

    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count) umm, 5, I think, maybe 6

    - Do you have any houseplants? Yes, I've kept my peace lilies alive

    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.) Gold. 

    - Do you prefer pencil or pen? Depends on what I'm doing.  Pen when I'm at work, pencil for studying

    - Have you ever cut your own hair? Yep, all the time in college.

    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture? The floor.  Even when the whole sofa is available.  When I shop for furniture I sit on it, then I sit on the floor and lean on it, the salespeople think that's weird. 
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  • sellis128sellis128
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_north-carolina_humor-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:115Discussion:56edfd02-da73-4d5c-af7a-cf68b984e68fPost:49668df6-913a-4afe-9742-660564d1d65f">humor me</a>:
    [QUOTE]-
    If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift? I did....
     If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift? heck no!! I hope to never see or hear from him again :)
     Do you buy lottery tickets?  once in a blue moon...
     How often do you vacuum? at least once a week. Sometimes twice.
     What do you put in your margaritas? I don't make margaritas
    How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count) always 1...sometimes 2 or 3 if I bring my work computers home
     Do you have any houseplants? nope. I kill them.
     In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color __purple______ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.) - Do you prefer pencil or pen? hmm...I like my handwriting better in pencil, but I normally use pen
     Have you ever cut your own hair?bangs
     Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?  both...depending on what I'm doing and what mood I'm in
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  • trawas01trawas01 member
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    edited December 2011
    - If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift?
    Probably
    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift?
    HAH that would suggest we still spoke
    - Do you buy lottery tickets?
    Nope
    - How often do you vacuum?
    Fiance does it once a week
    - What do you put in your margaritas?
    Tequila
    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    3
    - Do you have any houseplants?
    Some herbs
    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)
    Green....ugh
    - Do you prefer pencil or pen?
    Pen
    - Have you ever cut your own hair?
    Gave myself bangs as an 8 year old
    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?
    Generally the furniture but I've been known to spend large amounts of time on the floor with the dog

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  • LaurenHHLaurenHH
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    edited December 2011
    - If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift?
    No. We're not friends anymore.

    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift?
    Hell no.

    - Do you buy lottery tickets?
    No, any extra money I have is going to fund my wedding.

    - How often do you vacuum?
    Twice a week.  My dogs are super messy and my FI always seems to track in dirt.

    - What do you put in your margaritas?
    Tequila, Triple Sec, Ice, Frozen Limeade Mix.  it's my mom's Recipe.

    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    2, mine and Fi's laptops.

    - Do you have any houseplants?
    Nope, I have killed every houseplant I've ever tried to keep.

    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)
    Pink.  I hate pink.

    - Do you prefer pencil or pen?
    Pen.

    - Have you ever cut your own hair?
    Once.  I was seven and thought I would cut my own bangs.  My widow's peak still hasn't grown back in.

    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?
    Furniture.  My back hurts after I've sat on the floor for too long.
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  • carolinagal78carolinagal78 member
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    edited December 2011
    - If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift?
    No

    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift?
    Nope!

    - Do you buy lottery tickets?
    Not usually but fi buys them all the time.

    - How often do you vacuum?
    not as much as I should

    - What do you put in your margaritas?
    I don't make them but I like the strawberry ones best 

    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    1 laptop

    - Do you have any houseplants?
    No cause I will kill them

    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color ________ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)
    Peach

    - Do you prefer pencil or pen?
    pen

    - Have you ever cut your own hair?
    trimmed my bangs but thats it

    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?
    furniture
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  • krystalaldrekrystalaldre
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    edited December 2011
    - If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift?
    yes

    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift?
    no

    - Do you buy lottery tickets?
    no

    - How often do you vacuum?
    whenever i get tired of my roomies not cleaning

    - What do you put in your margaritas?
    idk whatever the bartender makes I drink lol it's usually tequila

    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    4 one in eahc of our rooms except for one roomie she has 2 one for her and one for her bf
    - Do you have any houseplants?
    no
    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color _puke green with yellow lace_______ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)

    - Do you prefer pencil or pen?
    pencil
    - Have you ever cut your own hair?
    no
    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?
    furniture
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    edited December 2011
    - If your ex-bff was getting married, would you send a gift?
    absolutely not

    - If your ex-boyfriend was getting married, would you send a gift?
    depends on the ex... like a HS ex I'm still friends with, sure!

    - Do you buy lottery tickets?
    nope.

    - How often do you vacuum?
    once a week, twice a week in the summer when the dog is shedding like mad

    - What do you put in your margaritas?
    have you met my Mexican lover, Jose?

    - How many computers are in your house? (both working and non-working count)
    3 - 2 laptops and a desktop, they all work... I use them all... I might have issues.

    - Do you have any houseplants?
    I have deck plants

    - In your hypothetical wedding nightmare, your bridesmaids dresses all came in in the color _brown_______ instead of what you'd ordered.  (name your most-hated bm dress color, what would have "clashed"/looked bad/ruined "your day"/etc.)

    - Do you prefer pencil or pen?
    pen, in pretty colors please.

    - Have you ever cut your own hair?
    Yes. *regret*

    - Do you sit on the floor or on your furniture?
    Both.  Sometimes its just not worth convincing the large dog taking up the couch that he needs to move...
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