Its deer hunting opener here for gun/ rifle this weekend. So for lunch we go to the bar to eat have a couple of drinks.... I am standing because I've been sitting all morning ...
Start to stretch the old man sitting across the bar throws a dollar at me and says "that's the best lookin' stretch I've seen here in a long time"... I look at him like wtf.... Then he tells me he will be there all night! Def a laugh!