DEAR:

elishanb

I'm trying not to be grouchy really but Dear DELL rep: I order toner on the 5th. WTF where is my toner and why are you making toner this difficult? Don't make me show you my ugly office side, because I will. Dear Head of mine: Stop hating life right now, the lights aren't really that bright. Don't make me wear sunglasses indoors, I'm not cool enough to pull off that look.

LaFemmeRousse

girls on the train wearing winter coats, scarves, gloves, and snow boots: WTF?  It is 58 degrees.  You live in Chicago, and it's going to get a hell of a lot colder in just a few weeks; what's the rush?

dreamalotmp

I am grouchy and need this. :PDear back: Gimme a break. I'm getting you PT soon. Just because AF is here doesn't mean that you have to get all angry and hurt more than ever. Dear cramps: GAH. Go away. Whimper.Dear coworkers: Help me out. Stop being grumpy all of the time and not wanting to be helpful. Dear Snapfish and UPS and USPS: Please make sure that my FAB 16 x 20 pic from my wedding shows up on my doorstep today. I didn't know that Snapfish would transfer delivery to the USPS, which can't track down the dang package. I paid $27 for that! Azzhats.Dear birthday coming up: Please make me younger.

KimWard

girls on the train wearing winter coats, scarves, gloves, and snow boots: WTF? It is 58 degrees. You live in Chicago, and it's going to get a hell of a lot colder in just a few weeks; what's the rush?Ditto this (except applied to DC). It's going to be in the 70s today, and people had coats,scarves, and sweaters on this morning! I know it was cool, but come on- I think you can withstand 50 in the morning for the little time you are out! Washingtonians are such wimps. :-PMy big one for the day:Coworkers- Do not tilt my lunchbox on it's side so you can make room for food for the baby shower you are throwing this afternoon. I could've had soup in there, and that would have been a mess if it leaked. I do not like people touching my stuff!!Coworkers on the 8th floor: Do you really need 4 half-gallons/gallons of milk in the fridge? There is barely any room for my lunch!

hey_its_jenn

boss:  thank you for letting me come home early from work. cold/stomach flu:  please go away

daveys_baby

Headache/neckache:  Go away.Weather: please stay like this a few more days!

KRMac

Self:  be content with the perfectly good lunch you packed yourself last night.  Laundry:  please do yourself, mmkay?DH:  it was so nice to actually see you last night and to eat dinner together.  I miss you. 

brivb10

Dear Clock - spin faster- I want to go home for my bridal shower! Dear DF: screw work in baltimore, drive back here so we can ride together and not put 1000 on both suvs! Dear law and human behavior guest speaker : do not call on me later, I will not be paying attention to you Dear mother: do not be a pain in the @ss this weekend. It's my wedding, and I'm going to wear my hair/makeup my way. Your way is 80s. Do not influence these vendors with your neon pink lipstick.

elishanb

Dear DELL rep: Thanks, seriously, now I look like a big dumb@$$. You've now been exchange for tonor at the depot. Boss: I realize your vaca starts this weekend, can you please leave now?

lildiva1977

Dear AF--Please GO AWAY!!!  YOu skipped September entirely and have been here almost all of October--Leave me alone!!!!!Dear Head and left side--Please stop hurting...tired of being in pain all the time!Dear house-please clean yourself!!