WTF Wednesday

FutureMrsSheeler

Open letters?

krizzo17

Dear Fi:

I don't understand why you have to move everything to my apartment the week before we move into a new house. I know your lease ends 3 days after closing, but that's plenty of time to move all of those things. Also, I don't understand why you won't just hire a moving company like normal people.

Love,

Your fi who refuses to move a single box until the "real" move

S0095042

Dear Landlord, Apartment & School,

PLEASE, PLEASE just let us get through the wedding w/out any other "life" stuff going wrong. We extended our lease last week and then yesterday woke up with Niagara in our bedroom -- seriously? And school...I know I've always been a "go-get-them" type of student, but my wedding is coming up in like 3 weeks -- sorry, you loose despite the fact that finals are in 2 weeks and I have projects out the wazoo due soon. I'll get you done, but don't expect perfection like normal. (profs that goes for you too).

Sincerely,
Overwhelmed Bride

aschwach

Dear Wedding Crazy Family, 

CHILL OUT! I am not a stressed bride, nor do I expect everythign to be "perfect" so you need to stop your shenanigans! I know the FI and I are the first in our families to get married so you don't quite know how to act, but REALLY!?! You are crazy, I love you, but right now you are crazy!  I know it's hard for you to beleive that I have everthing under control, but I am the organization queen and I do actually have it all under control, so stop calling me to check up on my progress, and stop asking me if I am stressed yet!  I don't stress, that's my thing so you need to CHILL OUT and we can go back to being cool.  

Thanks, 

Cool as a cucumber Bride

ronik77

Dear Boss Man

thank you for making sure we had no major remodel projects, construction etc going on the last couple of months, but please stop giving me crap because I forgot to call and order a new copy machine until today. We are starting major overhaul of our elevators NEXT week... been a little busy and I seem to have contracted some kind of bridal memory loss. Please forgive me and remember all the extra hours I put in in the fall.

thanks!

bpphoto785

Dear MOH,
Our RSVP deadline is tomorrow and we STILL haven't received yours!! I expected this from FI's groomsmen but not from you! It's the fourth quarter now, so let's stop dropping the ball here all right?
Sincerely,
Bride who just expects simple things... like an RSVP!!

lnvane00

Dear 97% of FI family,

Do you not know what an RSVP is? Do you not understand how to check a box put the RSVP in an already stamped ready to be mailed envelope? You got these invites 8 weeks ago and I have not received ANY back!!!! I need to know if you are coming or not. Please I'm begging you, send back your RSVP!!! I dont get it!!

Thanks,
Bride who just doesnt understand stupid people.

Dear wedding,

I cant believe you are almost here. I'm stressed.

Thanks

littleshrink

Dear Father Time

I know I have told family and friends that I am not stressed as I am one organized little cookie.  But you could do me the favor of not throwing more things at me just becuse you like to see me squirm.  I'm trying really hard to be one of those "happy" "going with the flow" girls and you make it really hard when you throw LIFE at us. 

Sincerely,
your completely exhausted but still sunny side up bride-to-be!

mandi921vh

Dear Everything,

Please work out and make my wedding go smoothly, thanks.

KissaC18

Dear Seamstress,

I worked with you for my prom dress years ago and you were great!! But now with my wedding dress it's totally different. I know Prom is this weekend but you have had my dress since December to be making alterations! The least you could do is answer the phone when I call. My photographer and I are ready to do my Bridal Pics.

Sincerely,
Very Anxious Bride!!!

Celticrebelgirl

Dear customers while im at work,
Go away! Lol..cant you see all these lists im writing on on scrap paper as my mind is going 90 miles an hr..and Im suppossed to be working but all i have is wedding on the brain???!!

Dear wedding, hurry up and get here and be amazing and wonderful...and finish planning yourself? thanks

Dear honeymoon, you cant come soon enough..Im sitting here watching videos of the Disney Dream and wanting to cry because I seriously cant wait!!! AHHHH  lol

Dear family/friends, we sent you prestamped rsvps for wedding 8 weeks ago...sat is our rsvp date...wtf????? those 30 on my side and 10 on his....grrrrrrr...you dont rsvp..u dont eat or have a seat..not my problem! Im sorry if ur busy and forgot etc etc..call me/email/text if u need to!!