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Stina51286Stina51286 member
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in October 2013 Weddings
Open Letter Wednesday..

Dear Condescending Attorney,

Just because you are an attorney doesn't mean you can talk down to me. Doesn't mean you know more than I do. I've been doing my job longer than you have been out of law school. Get off your fricken high horse and start respecting those of us who have been doing this longer than you.

Sincerely,

Screw the F off.
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Dear Fiance,

Your clothes have been sitting in the basket, in the living room for 2 weeks now. Please put them away.

Love,

Your FI
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Dear WI,

Please warm up now.

Sincerely,

One cold girl.

 

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  • Ro041Ro041 member
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    Stina - you didn't know that lawyers can talk down to everyone else?  We have an entire 3 credit hour class dedicated to talking down to people!  It's an art, and I personally got the high grade in my class 3rd year.  Jk

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    Dear FI:

    Even though you drink your coffee black 75% of the time, you chose today to put creamer in your coffee and used the last of it before I could get a cup?  Well played, sir.  I won't forget this.

    Sincerly, 
    Only drinks coffee with creamer

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    Dear Coworker:

    You make six figures.  Why did you steal a box of thin mints?  Do you not know that we are all judging you for it?  

    Signed,
    I pay for my own fatty snacks.

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  • Stina51286Stina51286 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_october-2013-weddings_olw?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:1925524f-fa8b-432f-a7b5-be486ce756efDiscussion:bb378704-fe4b-4c2c-a4b9-0c2302cddf90Post:08c43fa4-cb69-4a41-9a57-405b64be07fd">Re: OLW</a>:
    [QUOTE]Stina - you didn't know that lawyers can talk down to everyone else?  We have an entire 3 credit hour class dedicated to talking down to people!  It's an art, and I personally got the high grade in my class 3rd year.  Jk
    Posted by Rochelle041[/QUOTE]

    Oh crap, that must have been the class they added to the paralegal program that I didn't have to take. "How to be talked down to by attorneys 101".

     

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  • libby18belllibby18bell member
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    Open Letter Wednesday..

    Stina, I'm pretty sure the secretaries here took the attorney version of the class.

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    Dear Fiance,

    Shocking as it is, our living room floor is not your personal laundry basket for dirty socks and shoes.  Please appropriately put them in the hallway basket that is 5 feet away.

    Love,

    Your FI
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    Dear Mother Nature,

    Kindly Go Suck an Egg, for Stina, myself, and all others who want to be able to play outside without wearing 5 layers of clothing.


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  • Xandy417Xandy417 member
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    Dear Manager,

    Availability forms do not tell you when I want to work but when I am AVAILABLE to work. Take that into consideration when you have to find someone to work those shifts because I cannot.

    Sincerely,
    A Pissed off Barista
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  • 09McSteph0309McSteph03 member
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    When I originally opened this thread I thought it was OWLs.  As in.....(Hannah help me out)  Ordinary Wizarding Levels??

    I have nothing other than that to contribute.


    S'mores. Just S'mores please.
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  • hardlyhannahhardlyhannah member
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    Dear FI,

    Your brilliant idea of putting ALL of our things from the old house into your parent's house while we live there was terrible, and inconsiderate, and now looks like the worst episode of Hoarders I have ever seen.

    Damn you for being cheap.

    Love,
    I would have paid the $300 for a storage unit
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  • hardlyhannahhardlyhannah member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_october-2013-weddings_olw?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:1925524f-fa8b-432f-a7b5-be486ce756efDiscussion:bb378704-fe4b-4c2c-a4b9-0c2302cddf90Post:ff27777e-38eb-4f0b-ba02-54438c37d71d">Re: OLW</a>:
    [QUOTE]When I originally opened this thread I thought it was OWLs.  As in.....(Hannah help me out)  Ordinary Wizarding Levels?? I have nothing other than that to contribute.
    Posted by 09McSteph03[/QUOTE]

    <div>No help needed - nailed it! :-)</div>
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  • sarahlizk9sarahlizk9 member
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    Dear Construction Team in my Office Building:

    I know the bathrooms are right across the hall from our office so you have to walk by to go pee. I know my lobby windows are glass and you can see me. I can also see (and feel) you staring through them every time you walk by. It's creepy. Stop.

    Sincerely,
    I've never seen a group of men pee so much in my life.
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  • Stina51286Stina51286 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_october-2013-weddings_olw?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:1925524f-fa8b-432f-a7b5-be486ce756efDiscussion:bb378704-fe4b-4c2c-a4b9-0c2302cddf90Post:e415ff41-18c6-4889-9335-04b60df4360b">Re: OLW</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dear crazy: Please do not act like we are friends. You are nuts and should be locked up in WPIC.  Please do not bring us into your world.  The reason their is drama on all of your jobs, is not because of the workers, locations, etc. All of those things change, but one thing that does not change is you. Sign, your co-workers  ----- Pittsburgh, Make up your mind.  <strong>One day it is cold, the next warm. Stay warm</strong>. Sign, Everyone in this city
    Posted by snippet17[/QUOTE]

    Here too. Monday it was nice, yesterday it was a feel like of 27, today is 40s, tomorrow is 50s, next week snow.

     

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  • hardlyhannahhardlyhannah member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_october-2013-weddings_olw?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:1925524f-fa8b-432f-a7b5-be486ce756efDiscussion:bb378704-fe4b-4c2c-a4b9-0c2302cddf90Post:b13fe864-147c-4d6b-95e3-ac7856888a11">Re: OLW</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : Here too. Monday it was nice, yesterday it was a feel like of 27, today is 40s, tomorrow is 50s, <strong>next week snow</strong>.
    Posted by Stina51286[/QUOTE]

    <div>This scared me, but I just checked - we are only supposed to get rain. whew. Sorry Stina!</div>
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    Dear FI,

    She's my mom. I know she's a little crazy, but can you just humor her this once? I want the two of you to at least be amicable towards each other...

    Love,
    Your future wife

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    Dear Insane Neighbor,

    Stop throwing your cigarette butts in my yard. I've already reported you once, I have no shame in doing it again. 

    Love,
    I hate you.

    PS I'm not okay with you signing for ANY of my packages. Stop it.
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  • Ro041Ro041 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_october-2013-weddings_olw?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:1925524f-fa8b-432f-a7b5-be486ce756efDiscussion:bb378704-fe4b-4c2c-a4b9-0c2302cddf90Post:06cfe650-b961-4643-a650-36d023560b36">Re: OLW</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dear Construction Team in my Office Building: I know the bathrooms are right across the hall from our office so you have to walk by to go pee. I know my lobby windows are glass and you can see me. I can also see (and feel) you staring through them every time you walk by. It's creepy. Stop. Sincerely,<strong> I've never seen a group of men pee so much in my life.</strong>
    Posted by sarahlizk9[/QUOTE]

    <div> Awesome.</div>

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