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A letter (feel free to join in)

elishanbelishanb member
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Dear: bossman- Yes my office smells of cough drops, i'm sorry it bothers you, I'll try not to offend you with my sickness since it offends your sense of smell.

Dear sickness- Go away I hate you. 

Dear FI- I really wish you'd give me a hint as to what to get you'd like for christmas, I'm stumped.
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  • Er/jerEr/jer member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear body - really?  you can't look good in ONE dress?

    Dear face - couldn't you wait til tomorrow to start breaking out?

    Dear boss - please leave me in peace today.  I know you've been in a meeting all morning, and you like to bug me as soon as you're done.  But today.. I just don't know if I can deal with you.

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  • dreamalotmpdreamalotmp
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Sister - I have NO clue what to get you for Christmas. I've asked you twice now for ideas. Just give me something... anything. Clothes? Lotion? Canned ham?

    Dear Self - Nice job forgetting to pay your Student Loan last month. Wasn't that fun paying them $650 yesterday to get caught up - right before Christmas? Use your head!!

    Dear DH - Get your credit checked and let's get pre-approved. I'm ready to get moving on this!

    Dear Self and DH - Figure out where you want to live. You have to do it sooner than later so just figure it out already!

    Dear coworker - Why do you always sound like you're coughing your lung onto your desk? It has been like a year. Maybe you should get that checked out.

    That felt good. :)
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  • elishanbelishanb member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear M- Canned Ham? LOL-ing and now coughing a lung into my desk over here haha
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  • duqcheer04duqcheer04
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    edited December 2011
    I need this...

    Dear Self: Why don't you have any self control?  Eating 2 halves of a krispy kreme is still a whole donut.  Still the same amount of calories/fat. just sayin'

    Dear Lean Cuisine Pizza: Turn yourslef into something really delicious like a cheeseburger and fries.

    Dear Christmas Presents for DF's family: Buy yourself. 


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  • dreamalotmpdreamalotmp
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    edited December 2011
    Just seeing who was paying attention, E. :P    And wipe that lung stuff up! Ewwww!
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  • elishanbelishanb member
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    edited December 2011
    M- I just shut the drawer of the desk, let the boss man who keeps giving me dirty looks over my cough drops find the lung later ;-p
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  • dreamalotmpdreamalotmp
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    edited December 2011
    Hahaha. Merry Christmas, bossman!
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  • KimWardKimWard
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    edited December 2011
    Aw, that sucks about your loan, M. I'm surprised I haven't done that yet...it is so hard to remember when everything is due.

    Dear coworkers: Please, for the love of God, pick up your phone. Or at least let me know if you are the only one in your dept. that day.

    401K and Flex Spending: Figure yourselves out. I'm sick of these adult responsibilities.

    BB&T: Please reimburse my stolen $ soon. Even though it's a small amt., I just want it resolved.
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  • daveys_babydaveys_baby
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    edited December 2011
    Christmas presents please buy yourselves...basically everyone's are bought except for the men...why are they so hard to buy for, grr.

    Dear coughing-please stop, I hate you, and you'd probably annoy Queen P.

    Dear self- you are not allowed on Amazon to buy anything else for yourself until February...you'll just have to wait and see what people get you for Christmas and your birthday.  Just have some faith that someone will get you the new boxed set of Gone With the Wind (you know, the one that you really don't NEED but really want) it's the obvious gift, someone surely will.

    Amazon- stop recommending I buy more stuff after I add something to my cart and dont' tell me how much I'm saving if I buy it now.  You're the Devil!
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  • elishanbelishanb member
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    edited December 2011

    Meg- If I could taste I would have totally loved to get rid of the other half of the krispy kreme for you.

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  • duqcheer04duqcheer04
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    edited December 2011
    I tried to tell myself that I didn't really like it.  Reverse psychology I guess.

    I would share with you for sure!  :)  I'm not sick!
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  • marbursmarburs
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    edited December 2011
    Dear coirker- stop talking so loud.  you're giving me a headache (as always).

    dear family- thanks for buying stuff off my registry! I'm so excited! and I promise to act surprised when I open it!
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  • skybluejenskybluejen
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    edited December 2011
    Dear traffic: Why are you so heavy? Why did the # of people on the road seem to multiply over the weekend? It should not take 90 minutes to drive 9 miles. I do not enjoy spending 3 hours a day in the car when I live so close.

    Dear December 23: Please hurry up. I really need that 10 day break from work!

    Dear DH: Please clean up the house so I can come home to a nice orderly place tonight! I'll never understand how you can sit at home all day staring at the mess without getting the urge to clean even the littlest bit.

    Dear Sun: Thank you for coming out today. You made my day.
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  • daveys_babydaveys_baby
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    edited December 2011
    Here's what I want to know...Why when you're sick can you still taste the nasty medicine even if you can't taste anything else?  Sucrets cough drops shouldn't even bother putting a flavor on their tin b/c they all have the same nasty flavor...citrus, mint and cherry all taste the exact same.   
    I'm still at the point where nothing tastes quite right, but I can taste medicine perfectly...so gross!
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  • cobrien1976cobrien1976 member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Toothache.  I hate you, please stop hurting NOW!

    Dear Dentist ... I finally can see you now that I have ins.  Please for the love of god, call me back to let me know that I can come in soon.  I'm in serious pain and have been for over a week now. 

    Dear DH...if you don't start organizing, throwing stuff away, i am calling A&E to do an episode of Hoarders on you.  I am sick of your clutter!

    Dear Boss' - I am busting my ass every day, please give me a nice xmas bonus/raise/wedding present - something.  I could really use the $ right now. 
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  • elishanbelishanb member
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    edited December 2011
    I was thinking that about the meds being the only thing I could taste yesterday as I was taking a shot of Nyquil. It was disgusting, and it taste just as disgusting as it normally does, yet the awesome soup I ate for dinner before that tasted gross. I don't get it at all.
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  • Er/jerEr/jer member
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    edited December 2011
    Ugh.. Nyquil is one of the worst for sure.  That and Zicam - the clear liquid kind that totally lies when it says it is flavorless.  The flavor is awful!

    It's so true - no matter how bad your cold is, that medicine taste can always get through!
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  • daveys_babydaveys_baby
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    edited December 2011
    I took a swig of dayquil this morning in the hopes of it fixing my cough.  This is the first time I've ever taken Dayquil and it was so gross, tastes nothing like "citrus blend flavor" IMO.  The other thing, the nastier it tastes the more you're supposed to take.  Dayquil= 2 TBSPs, I can't remember the name of this one I have at home, but it tastes good and the dose is 1 tsp.  Buckley's chest congestion which I'm convinced is the Dark Lord of all liquid meds and is surely concocted in hell tells you to take 2-4 TBSPs.  Think of vicks vapor rub, okay, now imagine drinking it....yep, that's Buckley's.
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  • KRMacKRMac
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    edited December 2011
    work:  grrrrrrrrrr.

    house:  please clean yourself really well. 

    DH:  please assist the house in the cleaning process (and more importantly - the keeping it clean process.)
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  • LaFemmeRousseLaFemmeRousse member
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    edited December 2011
    suitcase:  I know you haven't been fully unpacked and put away for months, and I'll be using you again soon, but it would be great if you could disappear from the middle of my floor for awhile.

    food cabinets: restock thyselves!  I love grocery shopping but I have no time to do it.  A little help would be great.

    snow: I'm not ready for you yet.  Hold off for another few weeks if possible, mmmkay?
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  • snorgesnorge member
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    edited December 2011
    ...parent: I am grateful that you're nice to me every time you call, really I am, but could you maybe encourage your son to come talk to me himself? If he can't figure this stuff out for himself, and doesn't take the initiative to seek help when he needs it, then he could find himself up sh!t creek once he's abroad. Let's start nuturing that spirit of independence now, mmmkay?

    ...drive tomorrow: please be quick, I hate you already.

    ...work: please be quick and easy on Saturday, 'kay? I don't want to have to come to work on the weekend in the first place, and am really dreading this particular event.

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  • elishanbelishanb member
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    edited December 2011
    People in my office- if I look that awful there is no need to give me that look and tell me that I've almost made it through to the end of the day. I know I have, and I know I look like h3ll, but I'm allowed to walk to the printer without feeling like I am a plague. :(
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  • dreamalotmpdreamalotmp
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    edited December 2011

    Aww, E, scroo them!

    Dear Coworker McLungButter - Crawl your way out of our boss' arse. There is nowhere to move up here so all of that butt kissing is just going to make your lips sore.

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  • elishanbelishanb member
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    edited December 2011
    Maybe McLung butter is trying to breath noxious breath when kissing @$$ towards the boss.
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  • dreamalotmpdreamalotmp
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    edited December 2011
    Naw. She loooves her.
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  • elishanbelishanb member
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    edited December 2011

    Maybe that's just what I'm doing everytime I go into my bossman's office ;)

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  • LaFemmeRousseLaFemmeRousse member
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    edited December 2011
    I have never read anything grosser than "McLungButter" in my life.

    Tongue out
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  • dreamalotmpdreamalotmp
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    edited December 2011
    Haha, I know. I HATE that word, but it flowed so well for that purpose. Sorry! :P
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