brian n me had a big fite and i need knotty vibez.
i read that it is ok to have rules 4 the bachler party and i tell him that.
oh no he wunts to call the wedding off cuz he aint cool wit my closed door rule.
that means he haz 2 get lap dances and tits rubbed in his face in front of my daddy and his dad, nO ClOsEd DoOrS. y would der be a prob wit dat? it is cool. nobigdeal.
but he sez no. y cant he just get a erection in frunt of my dad and his dad is dat a turn off or sumthing? totalee normel