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Jack and Jill Request = Muppet Explosion

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Re: Jack and Jill Request = Muppet Explosion

  • RebeccaB88RebeccaB88 member
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    I have nothing appropriate to add (other than the ongoing WTF and that I can't wait to hear the report on the wedding), but I have to say that every time I see this thread title I have a vision of blue and green fur flying all over the place.
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    Ha. I was thinking of my own explosion, but now...yeah that is a fantastic visual, isn't it? Except that I don't want Muppets to be harmed.
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    edited May 2013
    @nyugirl100 I think it was earlier in my post, there's no way for him to reverse the vasectomy at this point. He had it checked out.

    I don't think the adoption will be an issue because of age, but I think there's many other reasons it will be an issue. We'll see. I hope they wait a while before they go that route...and I think they will.

    I see why his kids are against it because we ALL are. They've only been a couple for a few months and they already have issues. It's just too early and it's not at all thought out.

    I don't see why his kids aren't talking to him though. I think that's uncalled for.

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  • MuppetOverlordMuppetOverlord member
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    Guess what happens in about 6 hours?
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    I WANT TO COME!!!
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  • kmmssgkmmssg mod
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    Yes, details.  I will be waiting with  my morning coffee tomorrow.
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  • southernbelle0915southernbelle0915 mod
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    oooo!!!! cannot wait to hear how it goes. :)
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  • MuppetOverlordMuppetOverlord member
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    LMc0322 said:
    What did you make for the potluck? Is it a turd sandwich? I hope it's a turd sandwich.
    Texas Caviar. Ill take a photo of it. Tastes amazing, cheap and easy.  So much has happened since my last post on here that I couldn't bring myself to do anymore.

    I actually made a whole ton of food for the grooms party who was supposed to be here 2 hours ago....and is not here yet.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    MuppetOverlord said:
    LMc0322 said:
    What did you make for the potluck? Is it a turd sandwich? I hope it's a turd sandwich.
    Texas Caviar. Ill take a photo of it. Tastes amazing, cheap and easy.  So much has happened since my last post on here that I couldn't bring myself to do anymore.

    I actually made a whole ton of food for the grooms party who was supposed to be here 2 hours ago....and is not here yet.

    .....Maybe you WON'T have anything to attend in 6 hours then...?
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    I'm excited to hear how this all goes down.
    Congrats to you, Muppet, for having so much self control.  I'd be rolling my eyeballs out of my head.
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  • kmmssgkmmssg mod
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    C'mon Muppet!! Details!
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  • xxstardustxxstardust member
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    I can't WAIT to see what you post, Muppet.
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    140 invited -- 118 are ready to party! -- 27 can't make it

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  • jcrmcjcrmc member
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    Like jenny813 said - I am also Canadian and also only knew of J&J parties as co-ed showers or stag/ettes. When I found out what they are $ wise, I was shocked and appalled. For reals. Ick.
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    I wrote this all out. The short version of bullets is 3 pages long. My fiance has asked that I not post it in all in a cacheable place.

    Where can I do this?
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    Highlights:

    - Late Bride
    - Bride who sings her own processional for 4 awkward minutes
    - Wedding party separated from spouses
    - very low guest turnout
    - 100% cash bar, soda charged for
    - Grape juice toast for guests/sparkling wine for wedding party
    - disgusting garter dig
    - Dollar Dance
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  • AjulianaAjuliana member
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    More more! I've been waiting months for this and checking hourly!
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    Previously Alaynajuliana


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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    Check your PM
    Ajuliana said:
    More more! I've been waiting months for this and checking hourly!

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  • banana468banana468 member
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    Ajuliana said:

    More more! I've been waiting months for this and checking hourly!

    This! I was getting so annoyed over the last few days when I'd see this bumped only to see that it was another curious Knottie.

    Now I'm wondering what you and your DH's reactions were to all of this!
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  • SuperMintySuperMinty member
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    Stop teasing us!
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    where can i post it that it won't cache and i can delete it after?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    I don't know but please direct me to that place!!!!  I AM SO EXCITED
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  • banana468banana468 member
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    In the words of Joey Lawrence.....Whoa! 
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    Can you do a post and edit? Post a new topic and edit within the time limit? I don't think it will cache by then (if sadly deleted threads on Weddingbee have anything to say about it).
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  • musicalcanadianbridemusicalcanadianbride member
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    Please please please details!!!!
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

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  • WeeshWeesh member
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    edited July 2013
    MuppetFan said:
    can anyone see this? 
    I've been waiting to see this too--the link says that the page is unavailable :(


    Edited:  Found it--There are no words!
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    try it again
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  • RebeccaB88RebeccaB88 member
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    I can see it.

    Holy. Crap. 

    People actually think like this.  *headdesk*
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    Limited time posting. The link will be removed tomorrow.
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