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Round Two: Wedding Day 2 Truths and a Lie.

Wedding Day 2 Truths and a Lie

1. For my first wedding, Grandmother got the weekend wrong and showed up 2 weekends before my actual wedding day and placed a wicked confusing call to my mother.

2. My friend met her husband at a bar, they got drunk and decided to get married that day. Her mother did NOT believe her....at.all. 10 years later, they are happy and have 2 kids.

3. The JP did not come to my cousin's wedding. In fact, he was at his lake house 45 mins away. There was no rehearsal and he hadn't thought about it since he was booked months earlier. Luckily, the DJ also happened to be a JP. Many heart attacks averted. Many bad reviews were left.

The Reveal for 5:00 EST.
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You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

Re: Round Two: Wedding Day 2 Truths and a Lie.

  • I vote for #1 as the lie.
  • rajahmdrajahmd member
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    1) One of my cousins had a pot luck wedding, yet had the money for fancy chocolate lolipops and three cakes.

    2) I still have a centerpiece from a friend's wedding almost three years ago.

    3) We plan on having cupcakes in multiple flavors at our wedding in November (almond orange, milk chocolate, and french vanilla).
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  • 1) One of my cousins had a pot luck wedding, yet had the money for fancy chocolate lolipops and three cakes. 2) I still have a centerpiece from a friend's wedding almost three years ago. 3) We plan on having cupcakes in multiple flavors at our wedding in November (almond orange, milk chocolate, and french vanilla).

    #1
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

  • Muppet - #1
    Rachel - #2

    1. My fiancé and I met on Craigslist's missed connections.
    2. Fiancé proposed after going through airport security on our way to Paris, where he planned to propose, because he thought I saw the ring in his bag on the x-ray (which I didn't).
    3. I am wearing a black leather jacket over my wedding gown.
  • Kristan #1
    Zoberg #1
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

  • off to barn sale. ill be back for more fun
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

  • harper0813harper0813 member
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    edited May 2013
    Kristan - #1
    Stage - #2
    Addie - #2
    (Editing this post to add guesses!)
  • rajahmdrajahmd member
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    @StageManager14: #2 (that seems too easy.....)

    Dude, this tagging people with the @ is kinda fun.
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  • Muppet # 2
    Rachel # 1
    Kristan  # 2
    Zoberg # 2


    1. My cousin burst into tears at her bridal shower because the flowers were not what she wanted.
    2. I was on my period on my wedding day.
    3. At a friend's wedding, the best man got drunk and passed out in the ladies room. 


    What did you think would happen if you walked up to a group of internet strangers and told them to get shoehorned by their lady doc?~StageManager14
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  • Stage # 2


    What did you think would happen if you walked up to a group of internet strangers and told them to get shoehorned by their lady doc?~StageManager14
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  • rajahmdrajahmd member
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    @AddieL73: #2. I really hope the other two are true, because both would be hysterical.
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  • rajahmdrajahmd member
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    edited May 2013
    I'm game for the reveal.


    1) One of my cousins had a pot luck wedding, yet had the money for fancy chocolate lolipops and three cakes.

    2) I still have a centerpiece from a friend's wedding almost three years ago.

    3) We plan on having cupcakes in multiple flavors at our wedding in November (almond orange, milk chocolate, and french vanilla).

    1) True! Tacky cousin like whoa. Since we were OOT, they specifically asked us to bring ice and sodas. They said that way we didn't have to worry about bringing a dish that would be difficult to travel with. Needless to say, we were quite annoyed when we got there and saw the fancy chocolate things at each seat, a three tier wedding cake, and at least two side cakes.

    2) True! Their wedding was Alice in Wonderland themed, so the centerpieces were cute brightly colored teapots with paper flowers. Since they had so many left over, they let me take two. I kept a yellow one for myself (one of my school's colors) and gave a green one to my mom (her favorite color). Mine sits on top of my refrigerator, complete with paper flowers. My mom still has her's too, on top of her piano.

    3) False! We're having a square tired cake, not cupcakes. Those are our flavors though. We're debating adding another tier, which would be golden butter pound cake. We will have a few cupcakes though: my mom is allergic to gluten, so we'll be getting her a gluten free cupcake. So that she won't be entirely singled out, we'll have a special cupcake for each parent, in their favorite flavor, as a special thank you for being our amazing parents.
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  • MuppetFan said:
    Wedding Day 2 Truths and a Lie

    1. For my first wedding, Grandmother got the weekend wrong and showed up 2 weekends before my actual wedding day and placed a wicked confusing call to my mother.


    2. My friend met her husband at a bar, they got drunk and decided to get married that day. Her mother did NOT believe her....at.all. 10 years later, they are happy and have 2 kids.

    3. The JP did not come to my cousin's wedding. In fact, he was at his lake house 45 mins away. There was no rehearsal and he hadn't thought about it since he was booked months earlier. Luckily, the DJ also happened to be a JP. Many heart attacks averted. Many bad reviews were left.

    The Reveal for 5:00 EST.
    I missed the fun. I was trying to get back. I should save these for a weekday. These are fun.

    People are easy to guess mine. Sheesh. My grandmother DID start to get ready 2 weeks before but she realized it wasn't the date she thought it was pretty early on.

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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

  • I'll play.

    1. After lighting the unity candle, while waiting on the song to finish, H and I talked about sex.

    2. The train on my dress ripped after the processional.

    3. After first look pictures, my bridesmaids spread out napkins on my dress and practically force fed me a sandwich.
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

  • AddieCakeAddieCake member
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    edited May 2013
    1. My cousin burst into tears at her bridal shower because the flowers were not what she wanted. True. I didn't witness it b/c I wasn't there, but her sister told me. I was not surprised. She thinks she's a special snowflake all the time. 2. I was on my period on my wedding day. Oh, how I wish I wasn't, but I was indeed! It was a bummer. The only action J got on our wedding night was a BJ. 3. At a friend's wedding, the best man got drunk and passed out in the ladies room.  Nope. I've never seen anything funny at a wedding. ETA: Ugh. Sorry for formatting; iPad doesn't like to cooperate!
    What did you think would happen if you walked up to a group of internet strangers and told them to get shoehorned by their lady doc?~StageManager14
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  • My lie was #2, which most of you figured out. However, my fiance WAS terrified that I'd see the ring because I love looking at the bags on the x-ray, and practically knocked me over trying to pry me away from the screen. Like I would have been able to make out a ring in there...

    We DID meet on missed connections and I WILL be wearing a leather jacket on my wedding day! Not for the whole thing, but definitely for some pictures and the reception.
  • did you miss each other to meet on missed connections? Please describe that scenario. Enquiring minds and all....
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

  • mlg78mlg78 member
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    I'd love to hear the missed connection story!
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