Funny Kid

rel1988

To ask my FG's to be my FG's I made them t-shirts with Flowergirl '13 on the back. The younger one was so excited and then when she saw the shirt she immediately starting proclaming "No. Nooooo way" and got really upset. Turns out she thought she had to wear the t-shirt down the aisle instead of having a beautiful dress.

egeurts

DH's 3 year old goddaughter, who was our flowergirl, loves soda. Her Mom was telling us that she likes to steal open cans of Coke from around the house. So DH asked her "Why do you always steal Mommy's Coke?" Her response? "I like stealin pops, like a bitch" We busted a gut laughing. 

AprilH81

My mom was visiting my sister and her family a month or so ago and Will, my two year old nephew had a good one...

He had learned "on" and "off" and he will go around saying "Light on" "Fan off" and switching the switch back and forth.  

It was getting close to bedtime and Will was cuddling with his GiGi (my mom) on the couch.  Mom was talking to my sister and Will kept popping his little head up and telling Gigi "Sleepy time".  Mom would smile at him and keep right on talking.  

Will finally had enough and sat up and put his little hand on Mom's mouth and said "Gigi, off!".

Mom and my sister laughed so hard they cried.  I wish I had been there for that.