Tell 'Em Tuesday

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It's Tuesday ya'll.  Tell Em.   Say it witcha whole chess

leatba

Dear family, I am not planning a family reunion. Quit trying to invite your sister's uncles's brother's child's fiancé to my wedding. I can't invite everyone I know so I definitely don't someone there I don't know. I'm over capacity as it is. Dear EX, You are not invited. Quit asking. Why would you want to be here anyway? Dear instructor, The way you run your class sucks. I understand tat we are all adults, but without direction we will always be doing things our own way. I paid too much for this class to not get the grade I want because you choose to not have any rules. Dear Jesus, Thank you for your saving grace and the love you have for me and my family. Keep us safe and wrapped in your loving arms Lea

LeciaB

leatba said:

Dear family, I am not planning a family reunion. Quit trying to invite your sister's uncles's brother's child's fiancé to my wedding. I can't invite everyone I know so I definitely don't someone there I don't know. I'm over capacity as it is. Dear EX, You are not invited. Quit asking. Why would you want to be here anyway? Dear instructor, The way you run your class sucks. I understand tat we are all adults, but without direction we will always be doing things our own way. I paid too much for this class to not get the grade I want because you choose to not have any rules. Dear Jesus, Thank you for your saving grace and the love you have for me and my family. Keep us safe and wrapped in your loving arms Lea

LET THE CHURCH SAY AMEN

raven&mark

To the FI's EX...Please understand that you are not hurting us by not letting your kids be a part of, or attend the wedding. We have other children at home that will be most definitely be apart of our day. Stop doing dirty research trying to find out info about us. Stop Facebook lurking to see our pics and wedding plans. You are now a non mutha fuckin factor and I need you to understand that....

To my spoiled, bratty sister....I need you to know that you will not do things when it is convenient for you. Everything does not always revolve around you. You are on your way to bein a BM instead of MOH...You are my sister but you will not do absolutely NOTHING and assume you will carry that title.

To Mom...I love you to pieces but you will not hold a grudge becauseI finally talked to my father and it is final that he will be walking me down the aisle. Whatever you have againt him, PLEASE get overit. I am 31 years old and at the end of the day that is my Father...

Dear God, thank you for giving me the strength to put up with this non sense. Thank you for strengthening me and making me the woman I am today. I know I have some ungrateful ways at times, but I am truly blessed. Thank you for sheltering me and my family and making all things possible. AMEN!!!

leatba

Amen and Amen. Effin babymommas suck. Please don't get me started. My blood pressure can't handle that subject right now.

raven&mark said:

To the FI's EX...Please understand that you are not hurting us by not letting your kids be a part of, or attend the wedding. We have other children at home that will be most definitely be apart of our day. Stop doing dirty research trying to find out info about us. Stop Facebook lurking to see our pics and wedding plans. You are now a non mutha fuckin factor and I need you to understand that....

To my spoiled, bratty sister....I need you to know that you will not do things when it is convenient for you. Everything does not always revolve around you. You are on your way to bein a BM instead of MOH...You are my sister but you will not do absolutely NOTHING and assume you will carry that title.

To Mom...I love you to pieces but you will not hold a grudge becauseI finally talked to my father and it is final that he will be walking me down the aisle. Whatever you have againt him, PLEASE get overit. I am 31 years old and at the end of the day that is my Father...

Dear God, thank you for giving me the strength to put up with this non sense. Thank you for strengthening me and making me the woman I am today. I know I have some ungrateful ways at times, but I am truly blessed. Thank you for sheltering me and my family and making all things possible. AMEN!!!

TL25

Dear little boy of mine,

            I have just about had it with your defiant @ss! I don't care that you're only 3, keep acting like your 13 Imma wail on your lil butt. I'm tired of you not listening and doing what you want. You have met your match Mommy is done with the baby mess- you'll see! BTW please stop trying to sleep in my room and learn to pick up your toys I'm tired of tripping over them.

                                                                                                            Love Always,

                                                                                                                         Mommy

LeciaB

I know its Wednesday.. but I got something that I forgot to write yesterday

 

Dear Director,

You are an idiot.. and you are the WORST "leader" and I use that term loosely, how dare you mess over people and tell people that they are getting demoted in front of the whole staff and in the same breath let everyone one you are getting promoted...what a jerk that is a conversation that should have been had in private with those people... Also just because I am young dont play me for a fool about the "open position" you already know who you want for the job and it is not me or anyone that has any lady parts..

sincerly,

the girl that is fed up with the wack a$$ department

Self,

lets get a move on with studying for these teaching exams so you can get the heck up out of here and start saving some gas money ( pray for me yall .. my commute is and a hour and a half .. each way)

pearls687

Let me jump in on the Wednesday edition of Tell Em Tuesday also by first saying I have missed this thread...thanks Sultry (heyyy girl! <wavin>)

Now...

Dear Attorney,

Don't send me an email on June 12 trying to put me on blast for something that doesn't even happen until June 28 (the date YOU referenced in the message).  I see that law degree doesn't help you follow a calendar.  Stay.in.your.lane.

Sincerely,

Igotthis

 

[Deleted User]

LOVE IT!  with. your. whole. chest.    that's right, ya'll betta get in here and air these muddasuckas out!! 

p.s. I know it's dayum near thurs'diy but you still tellin, we still listenin )

Hey T!  {{waves}} 

p.p.s.  Dear Microsoft, stop trying to auto correct my shyt, I know what the hell I wanna say.  Hows about you just tell apple how I can group text dammit. 

Dear Cheez-its, quit being so yummy.   If it wasn't on account o' youse, I wouldn't need a spanx for my bachelorette tshirt.  thanks snack-bishes.

Dear Sometimey Cycle, since ya'll are friends, you can take your a&& on with the cheez-its you fickle heffa. 

ah.  I feel a lot lighter, who's got next? lol!!!

TL25

Hey Sultry! I missed u

[Deleted User]

{{waves}}  Hey Neesh!!!!  how you babes?  I miss ya'll too.  Just as raggedy at keeping in touch.  lubs you though. mwah!

tirathemrs

TL25 girl dont these lil 3 year old drive you ABSOLUTELY NUCKIN-FUTS lol my son is too terrible lol..

sultryzulu im just damn dead dealing with you...I CANT TAKE YOU LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

drmass2013

@TL25, girl your post just brought something up out of me. I have a 14 month old and these little temper tantrums are driving me up the freaking wall. My mom and grandma call and will say "He's just a baby" Baby,please this little rascal knows what he is doing. The next time I give him something to eat that he does not want and he throws it in the floor and burst out screaming I think I may lose it. And let's not start with every time I try comb his head full of hair it takes me 10 minutes t chase Speedy Gonzalez down. My FI has been gone for a week out of town for business, and I have not seen peace in this week!!  Mommy has had enough!!  I wanna see how much my mama going say "he's just a baby" when he's tearing up her house, throwing food at her, and falling out in he floor wailing when he doesn't get his way when we go to VA next week for the summer. 

Now I feel the need to keep going..

Dear Dogs, 

I know this week has been hectic for us all with the MAN out of town but if you little hairy bastards pee and poop in my house one more time, we will be making a trip to the animal shelter and somebody isn't coming back.  The disguise I had this morning to go into my closet to be greeted with a pile of poop 15 mins after I had taken yall out will not be tolerated I am putting animal control on speed dial!! 

Dear Disney Jr, 

Seriously I'm just sick of you since I'm forced to watch you all day can I at least get some new episodes.

Dear Mr. Man, 

HURRY UP AND BRING YOUR BUTT HOME BEFORE  I GO CRAZY IN THIS ZOO!!! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!

Whew,.....why didn't I do that yesterday lol 

LeciaB

@drmass2013.. but you know what .. when i babysite my friends daughter.. i do like that docmcstuffins.. thats some good stuff there

drmass2013

@LeciaB I ain't going lie I like Doc McStuffins too but I've seen the same episode back to back lol. Now Jake and the Neverland Pirates and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse have worked my nerves, they're on Netflix so every time I open my laptop my little man comes running because he thinks I'm going let him watch Jake on the computer and that has lead to some major issues...i'm going do a happy dance when Daddy gets back in town tonight 

minsu5

Might as well call it Tell Em Thursday...

Dear coworkers,

Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I can't have a wedding shower too. We just celebrated our third office baby/bridal shower of the year. I've paid enough money and planned enough events for other people in the office; I better have one next year. I don't care if you voted for or against Question 6. I want my party, dammit. And when you do it, I want a damn good cake. Not that cheap stuff from Safeway because ya'll make twice more than what I earn. If not, there's gonna be trouble, trouble.

Dear associates,

We're not friends. Just classmates, and for some of you, just folks I say Hi when I'm on my way to class. We're cool and all, but a wedding cost money.  You're not invited. Don't expect an invitation.  Your self-invite won't work. Like we say on TK, No Pay, No Say.

Deuces

drmass2013

@minsu5..Classmates are a trip, right?!! One of my classmates is in my bridal party but we are very close and she has been there for me for the last 3 years but these other fools really think they are invited. We had a classmate get married last year and this dude invited half of our department, well that's not happening with me so don't expect it!! Double Deuces!! And I'm with you on having your party!! Lol @ the Safeway cake!! 

[Deleted User]

minsu5 said:

Might as well call it Tell Em Thursday...

Dear coworkers,

Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I can't have a wedding shower too. We just celebrated our third office baby/bridal shower of the year. I've paid enough money and planned enough events for other people in the office; I better have one next year. I don't care if you voted for or against Question 6. I want my party, dammit. And when you do it, I want a damn good cake. Not that cheap stuff from Safeway because ya'll make twice more than what I earn. If not, there's gonna be trouble, trouble.

Dear associates,

We're not friends. Just classmates, and for some of you, just folks I say Hi when I'm on my way to class. We're cool and all, but a wedding cost money.  You're not invited. Don't expect an invitation.  Your self-invite won't work. Like we say on TK, No Pay, No Say.

Deuces

Bwahahahaha!!! @ Dougie and this cake! He said yall can just turn the car around with that safeway mess. Hee hee hee!!!

Howsabout callin the thread tell em? Lol!

Um some unsolicited advice to you young moms: beat em harpo. Baboon booty puts a baby's "next" tantrum in perspective.

MissusD1116

minsu5 said:

Might as well call it Tell Em Thursday...

Dear coworkers,

Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I can't have a wedding shower too. We just celebrated our third office baby/bridal shower of the year. I've paid enough money and planned enough events for other people in the office; I better have one next year. I don't care if you voted for or against Question 6. I want my party, dammit. And when you do it, I want a damn good cake. Not that cheap stuff from Safeway because ya'll make twice more than what I earn. If not, there's gonna be trouble, trouble.

Dear associates,

We're not friends. Just classmates, and for some of you, just folks I say Hi when I'm on my way to class. We're cool and all, but a wedding cost money.  You're not invited. Don't expect an invitation.  Your self-invite won't work. Like we say on TK, No Pay, No Say.

Deuces

Don't get me started on the associates! LOL! Chile just because we work together doesn't mean you coming and stop giving me compliments all the time because my head is big enough already..whew! Triple DUECES !!!

aquari0216

raven&mark said:

To the FI's EX...Please understand that you are not hurting us by not letting your kids be a part of, or attend the wedding. We have other children at home that will be most definitely be apart of our day. Stop doing dirty research trying to find out info about us. Stop Facebook lurking to see our pics and wedding plans. You are now a non mutha fuckin factor and I need you to understand that....

To my spoiled, bratty sister....I need you to know that you will not do things when it is convenient for you. Everything does not always revolve around you. You are on your way to bein a BM instead of MOH...You are my sister but you will not do absolutely NOTHING and assume you will carry that title.

To Mom...I love you to pieces but you will not hold a grudge becauseI finally talked to my father and it is final that he will be walking me down the aisle. Whatever you have againt him, PLEASE get overit. I am 31 years old and at the end of the day that is my Father...

Dear God, thank you for giving me the strength to put up with this non sense. Thank you for strengthening me and making me the woman I am today. I know I have some ungrateful ways at times, but I am truly blessed. Thank you for sheltering me and my family and making all things possible. AMEN!!!

and I thought I was the only one feeling this way about BM/EX