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Crazy Wedding Nightmares

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Has anyone had any ridiculous wedding related nightmares in the lead up to the big day? Here are some of mine:

1. FI and I end up getting married in a downtown McDonald's.
2. I am 4 hours late and my photographer loses the plot and runs off into the woods to be a nature photographer. My dad wears a '92 Chicago Bulls t-shirt, denim cut off shorts and a black stetson cowboy hat and insists he looks FABULOUS.
3. My FFIL decides the best way to get to the church is through a mucky sheep paddock. Dress is ruined and covered in poop and mud.
4. A rhino is loose in the reception hall. Terror ensues. 

Anyone else?
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Re: Crazy Wedding Nightmares

  • AddieCakeAddieCake member
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    I don't remember anything specific from mine, but I do know they stopped when I made it a rule that I would no longer talk or think about the wedding in bed. 

    The rhino one cracks me up. 


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  • harper0813harper0813 member
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    I think I've mentioned this one on here a billion times, but every time I dream about our ceremony, I walk down the aisle to Only Time by Enya. And in another dream, we were marrying in a Catholic church and I all of a sudden realized that I don't know the new mass, including the Nicene Creed (which took me years to fully memorize) and I'm so embarrassed in front of all my guests as I stumble through the whole thing.
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  • rel1988rel1988 member
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    @alisonmarie658 bahaaa that's awesome!!!

    I dreamt last week that neither FI or any of the GM showed up and we we're apparently getting married in the creepy tea house with weird dolls as guests.

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  • mercimariemercimarie member
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    That mustache will getcha every time. 
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  • teacherjodeeteacherjodee member
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    It's not me having the nightmares, it's FI. He was talking in his sleep last night and kept saying "wedding! Wedding!" And then he woke up and told me he was dreaming that I went crazy and went into full bridezilla mode.
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