I am helping to plan a stagette for a friend getting married in September and have been asked by the MOH to come up with Naughty Words of Wisdom for the bride to be that will be scrolled all over a T-Shirt and presented to the Bride to wear for the evening. The ladies at work thought of
"Don't use your teeth"
"Birthday BJs are Mandatory"
I was hoping you ladies could help me out a bit and get my creative juices flowing!