judging

hmonkey

i wish "baroque" would update.

hmonkey

energy drinks provide neither energy nor should be considered a drink. discuss.

Oface4eva

The thought of energy drinks make me gag....but I can drink coffee all day.  Not sure what that means.  Not sure it means anything.

Where am I?

6fsn

I don't know why my neighbor can't take another 15 mins to cut the WHOLE yard.  I don't know why this bothers me.

VarunaTT

I don't know why people can't differentiate between "this is funny" and "this is taking it too far and now you're an a$$hole".

hmonkey

YES. saying "i'm just joking" does not negate the 15 preceding minutes of assholery.

Oface4eva

I don't know why my sMIL thinks it's funny to greet H, "Hey gimp".  I want to punch her in her ugly fat face.

GBCK

I know nothing of Oface's MIL, other than what's here, but I probably need to lay off the energy drinks.

I just had visions of Admiral Ackbar--it's a trap!  She wants you to punch her because she's an evil monster and your hand would get stuck in her fat face and she'd devour you and replace you with a stepford-style-sterotype.

VarunaTT

http://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs

 

It's SFW, but it's loud and they drop one F-bomb.

PMeg819

If you like and share a picture on Facebook for free Disney tickets or whatever else, I think you need to reevaluate your life. You can't possibly believe that somehow, magically 516 tickets to Disney are available and if you share a picture on Facebook like 57,048 people already have you'll get them.

hmonkey

if you buy guns because you think the government will take them away/you are the only thing standing between martial law and freedom/just want to be "prepared", you are the highest grade moron.

on one hand, you're a moron. on the other hand, you are the king of all morons.

PMeg819

If your 40+ SO rocks a soul patch, you might be with a douche.

hmonkey

sexting is just asking for trouble.

nsweare

PMeg819 said:

If your 40+ SO rocks a soul patch, you might be with a douche.

extra douche points if he calls it a "flavor saver"

hmonkey

i went to a wedding a few weekends ago. if you wear white to a wedding, i judge harshly (and try to take pictures).

Oface4eva

-I believe in breastfeeding and the anti-shaming rhetoric.  But taking a picture of your child at your breast and then posting to fb?  Not sure about that.