you guys. You Guys. YOU GUYS.
... Lord, beer me strength.
first, let's talk about paj. for those of you who have not seen it, he is a dancer at chippendales.
oh, you were expecting this?
sorry, dude, you get this:
i know, right? you know wonderwife would be looking at those eyebrows and winking and nodding. when they showed him talking about the thousands of women he slept with, y'all know i paused it right there so i could have myself some milk of magnesia. they showed him in his dancing outfit, and let's just say that he has a vaughn problem.
christopher sucks. i can tell *exactly* what kind of guy he is, and it's not pretty. you know he's totally the kind of guy who never apologizes for anything ever because he's always "just joking." eff you, dude.
oh, and he looks like this
i cannot stand people like sariya. "oh, i could never do that because i would be terrible at it." of course you would, because you wouldn't try because you think you would fail. eyeroll x 4eva!
on the plus side, steve got someone to cry on the first night! i was sooooooo happy, you guys. YAY FOR CRYING