I do believe it's Tuesday. Tell 'Em Fam!

[Deleted User]

Let em have it.   Witcha whole chess (™  Mrs. B. Williams).

Geaux!  (™  Dr. C. Brown)

LeciaB

ok .. im ready..

Dear CO-worker (In particular the hunch back secretary),

why when I was on vacation minding my own business must to formualte your mouth to talk about me.. also am I not the only one that can go to communications to pick up flyers for the programs??

Sincerly,

Im not the do-girl in the office...

Dear bank account...

why are you empty and just got paid...

signed a sad person

 

oh this is for @misstira..

dear miami,

why do you not have any pictureque court houses like atlanta?

not everyone always likes that tropical/ modern look.. nor the broke shoot gun wedding look..

thanks

marsm4

This is 2013, having a MOH that doesn't text is really inconvenient!

Moni <--------- wants to run through the office shouting "I'M GETTING MARRIED NEXT MONTH BITCHES! LOL

LeciaB

@marsm4 thats right I want to do the same thing..

marsm4

@LeciaB, Let's do it!  LOL

tirathemrs

please please please record it whatever yall decide i wanna see LOL

Soon to Be Mrs Jay

Dear Bridal Party,

I am going to need y'all to get y'all stuff together. I was asked to do a newsletter. I did it. Y'all wanted to have a girls day of shopping to order dresses. Scheduled it and only 3/5 showed up and ordered. Either move with the groove or get off this dance floor cause the party still going to go on!!!!!

Signed,

The Soon to Be Bridezilla

pearls687

Aight y'all, I got something this week!  [deep breath]  Here goes:

Dear Stepdaughter,

I'ma need you to get yo driver's license like NOW.  It does not make any sense that your dad and I have to be planning our schedules around a high school senior's work/activity schedule when you are eligible for a license.  Ain't nobody got time fa dat.  In case you haven't noticed, you are the only one in the house that needs somebody to cart them around all the time.  Dat ain't hot!!  Didn't we say your deadline was the end of the summer when your brother and stepsister left for college and wouldn't be around to drive you everywhere?  It's just downright trifling at this point.  Please getchu some ackrite and let me know when to take you to the DMV.

Thanks in advance,

Stepmomnottaxidriverwhenyoucouldbedrivingyoself

 

marsm4

pearls687 i don't know where you live but having to take public transporation could be a great motivator!

tirathemrs

pearls687 not the ackrite lol lol lol

[Deleted User]

ooooh T!!!!  is she scared or something?  lawd but we are not the parents who raised us.  mama n'em woulda told her if that don't sound just like a personal problem....

say no, see how fast she carry her tail to the dmv.   by bus.   lol!!!

MissusD1116

@pearls687 Get em' killa!

LouisianaLove33

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS WHO DAT!!! NUFF SAID! 

GEAUX SAINTS!

\\\\

footballwife77

Dear coworker weirdito, <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

 

When I have a pressing question, DO NOT interject mid sentence 5 times with show tunes or random a$$ quotes from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Just point me in the direction of the file and sitcho’a$$ down somewhere.

 

Signed, I’mnotdamnitjanet

 

 

Dear Tummy-

 

I’m so so soooo sorry I fed you a breakfast of coffee and generic “southwest snacks”. I promise to throw the snacks out and never eat them again if you calm down and be good for the rest of the day.

 

Signed, Aminauseatedorbloated?

msbdumas

Dear TK,
Why in the hell did yall ban my username...since I've gotten married I post lightly and do more lurking. What did I do ? Is lurking a problem now..geesh ! All I'm doing is getting my wedding planning fix !
Signed,
Fixmyusername

Dear New Job
Yea...yall can suck it...the nerve you FIRE me because I needed to leave for the rest of the day at lunch during training to pick up my 9 yr old from school...not my fault they had early release. Its cool I didn't want to work there long anyway. My nail tech license is in process to be transferred !!
Signed,
Imanailtech!

[Deleted User]

Dear bank account hackers,

Hey, you'd probably have more luck helping me go broke if you weren't internet shopping at, like, 5 in the morning.  nice try mudda-suckah!

signed,

Theonlythingyougonegetifyoutryandrobmeispractice.

cidefi

Ok 1st timer...

Dear Congress,

U SUCK!! Get ur a**es of ur back and open back up.

[Deleted User]

lol @ cidefi!   good job!  how that feel? 

piggybacking:   gubment, you did it wrong.  put women and children's services and air traffic controllers back where they were but that raggedy ass post office? yeah you can keep that.

cidefi

Feelin pretty good about that post...LoL