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Dear BF,

I love it when you pick out random old songs in the morning while I'm getting ready and play them on my cellphone for me. They are always so sweet...especially the one this morning about loving my personality, my walk, my eyes...I can't remember the title but it was awesome and fun to dance around the room to. It just makes me love you even more!

Love always,

Me

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Dear Neighbors,

It's really not your fault that you guys have crazy work schedules. I know how it is cause BF had one for years...BUT... it is really really not cool to let your dog out at 3 in the morning and then proceed to let it bark its head off. You could at least yell at it to shut up or something....it would make me feel better to at least know that you sort of care that your neighbors are sleeping and don't want to listen to your dog barking.

No Love,

Tired Person

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Dear New Job/New Company/New Boss,

I love you sooo much! You are the best ever! I feel like a real grown-up now with a serious job and actual career prospects. I also love how I can pretty much wear whatever to work and I also really really love that you let me work from home a couple of days week!

So much love,

Your New Employee

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Dear Old Job,

I don't miss you...at all. I really appreciate that you were my first full-time job out of college and that you paid me enough to enable me to finally be completely independent of my parents...but I don't miss you. I don't miss doing the same thing day after day or having to be a fill-in receptionist or wasting my 20s away doing data entry.

buddysmom80

Dear Boss,

Please stop blaming me for EVERYTHING! I couldn't help it on Monday when it took four hours to repair my network, it's not like I know how to do that. I don't know if you haven't taken your meds or whatever, but I'm hoping your week off next week will get you back to your normal/funny self.

Frustrated Employee

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Dear BF,

Sorry about all the aruging lately, I just want this month to be over with, and then I can stop being so stressed out. Hopefully this mini vacation will get our heads back on straight even though we just argued about how we're getting to the train station...

Love, your GF

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Dear @cu97tiger, @jenjenniferf @beanbot2002 and @flygirlmeg,

Can't wait to see you on Friday!!!!!!

XOXOXOXO, buddysmom80

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Dear DC,

Please don't dissapoint BF, it'll be his first time there, but you know, everything he wants to go to is closed, so I'm hoping he enjoys shit like Madame Tussaud's and Mount Vernon (which I'm excited for!!!!)

We'll be back next year, because BF is determined to see a panda

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Dear Body,

Get back to normal please!!!! Hopefully this month everything will be fixed and I can head back to the gym, oh you know, just in time for the holidays...WONDERFUL!

Get your shit together!

Me

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ETA:

Dear Diamond,

I haven't looked for you, but I'm really tempted to, but I know I shouldn't because if you're still home I'll haz a sadface. I'm really hoping you're at the jewelers.

Love, Kind-of control freak girlfriend

[Deleted User]

Dear yesterday,

You were absolutely horrible. The fact that it took me almost two hours to get to work really didn't start my day off that great. You still have me in a icky mood today because my commute sucks!!!!!!!!!

Dear Boss,

You're an absolute jerk and you should probably retire. I'm thisclose to just leaving.

Dear recent job interview,

What a waste of time...

Dear potential job interview,

Please please please be something that is actually serious about hiring someone for a change.

Dear FI,

Thank you for putting up with my craziness lately, I know it can be stressful listening to me cry about how much my job sucks all the time. You're too good to me.

Dear wedding,

Get here before I go crazy!

Blackbird230

Dear BF,

I see you tonight! I don't even care that it's only until tomorrow morning, but YAY.

Love,

work needs to be over now

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Dear New Boss,

You're ok so far. Right now I think we'll get along.

Sincerely,

One of your team

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Dear Coworker,

No you cannot steal my whole beat because you hate yours. You cover what you're told. Stop being an a** and trying to take mine. I already spoke with new boss about it and you're out of luck. Shush up and move to California like you keep talking about.

Sincerely,

Go away

minskat30

Dear H,

Thank you for being such a great source of moral support.  I'm trying to find a balance in this life and you assist with that search greatly.

Love you,

W

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Dear Body,

Please don't get sick today.  Oh, and drag yourself to that workout too while you are at it.  I'm working on getting us less stressed.

Me

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Dear NEYrs,

You ladies really rock.

Minskat30

beanbot2002

Dear @buddysmom80 @jenjenniferf @cu97tiger @ flygirlmeg

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Just a couple more days till we eat ALL THE CUPCAKES! NOM!

Sincerely,

Insanely excited!

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Dear my most beloved Bean:

You, my child, are the most amazing thing I have ever known. You are trusting and compassionate, empathetic and vulnerable, loving and strong. I would not...could not be who I am without you. You inspire me everyday to grow and be better. I know that being 11 is hard. All of these changes are rough and coming at you a million miles an hour. I'm here to hold your hand through it and face these new challenges together with you. There will never be a moment that you have to go it alone. Quite simply, I adore you.

With every ounce of my being, I love you...

Mommy

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Dear Bean's aunties (you know who you are):

You cannot even begin to imagine just how much Bean loves each and every one of you. His handsome little face lights up when we talk about you. He loves to send you kiss face text pictures, loves to share silly songs with you, and loves to dance around for you. You allow him to be a kid. No pressure, just love. You will never know just how much that love has picked him up and dusted him off. From your wishes of good luck, to your messages of support, you chose to love a child that you didn't have to. I can never repay you for what you've given this child, but please know that he loves you immensely.

All of my love,

The Bean's Mom

cu97tiger

Dear Tiger,

What's your problem? You're having a total crisis of confidence and you need to snap out of it. Being yourself is aok

Love,

Tiger

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Dear DHs employer,

Please don't send us to Tacoma. Please. I think I can handle any of the other three places we'd most likely go, but not Tacoma.

Love,

Wants to be in PHX

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Dear @flygirlmeg, @jenjenniferf, @beanbot2002, @buddysmom80,

TWO DAYSSSSSSSSS until epic DCNEYG2G2014: W+C  (Wine + Cupcakes)

Love,

Tiger

CASK85

Dear Self, 

Get your shit together. Focus and work hard. Using the wrong buffer for something isn't a good start to this day. 

swift kick in the ass,

Me

CLoGreenEyes

Dear self,

We need to cover a few things:

1) Just because all the candy is on sale for Halloween doesn't mean you have to purchase and eat it. So please stop it!

2) I know Med-Surg is not turning out to be what you had hoped it would be and that the professor isn't the most helpful you've ever had. Not a good reason to procrastinate on studying. Get on that.

3) Literally NO ONE is going to care what you wear to this wedding on Friday. Obviously you want to look nice, but the hunt for the perfect dress needs to end now. You have a few cute ones, just WEAR ONE.

4) Also, you need to wear something other than scrubs and yoga pants. At least one day a week. Come on now.

5) This baby fever thing you've got is weird and needs to end immediately. Fortunately, your rotation in L&D should take care of that. I know you're not going to do anything stupid while you're in school, but really, it is kinda weird that you start thinking about your favorite baby names in the middle of your study sessions.

Just get your shit together already.

Seriously.

Amapola

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Dear BF,

I just feel like the most inattentive girlfriend ever right now. I miss you and I'm sorry I'm not as "in" this as I was pre-nursing school. I'm going to get it back, but there is so much shit rattling around in my brain right now and I just feel bad about it. I know you understand and I am really grateful that you are such a good sport about it.

Love you,

Your GF

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Dear stripper shoes,

Please stretch the hell out already, I've been wearing you diligently, and I want to wear you to pole-dancing class!

No love,

My feet hurt

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Dear scholarship gods,

Please. There's not a lot I wouldn't do for that scholarship I'm supposed to be getting. So please, send me some good news soon.

Very truly yours,

Please.

Peaseblossom55

Dear self,

Keep studying and working hard. Have confidence and you will pass. Sorry I'm making you so exhausted.

Love,
me

 

Dear new job,

I love you and I am working so hard studying to pass these exams.

New employee

 

Dear FI,

Thank you for being so amazingly wonderful and supportive of me through this stressful time right now.  You are amazing.  I am so lucky to have found you

Love,

Me

Dear Series 9/10,

You suck, you better be easy tests to pass I take you in five weeks.  Failure is NOT an option

Love,

the girl who is doing nothing but studying

Shiroyasha

Dear Self, 

Don't let me down.  Let's go back to school and be serious this time.  It isn't going to be easy, but it will be good for you.  You've got lots of people supporting you and I know you can do it.

Love,

Me

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Dear BF,

I love you. You are the most wonderful person in my life.  You have supported me through so much and I love you more than anything else in the world.  I can't express my gratitude and my love properly.  You make me the luckiest woman in the world.

Love,

Sweetpea

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Dear Select Coworkers,

Seriously? You suck.  You don't follow the rules.  You do a half-butt job.  I am so tired of working with you both.  Your attitudes suck and no one wants to work with you anymore. I don't care who your connections are, I wish you would find another store.  I don't think our store is a good fit for you and many of the rest of us agree.

Love,

Disgruntled Coworker

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Dear Body,

I cannot afford to get sick right now.  Please stop while we're ahead.  This pressure in my chest and icky stomach feeling can't continue.

Love, 

Me