i got my hair cut last night. i just needed a trim off the ends and bang trim, so i didn't go to my regular salon.
i sit down, and the guy says, "so i see you're oriental."
yes, i almost got up and left, but i admit -- i wanted to see where this was going.
and then he says, "your hair is kind of wavy. you must have some spanish ancestry."
... no. i do have some perm ancestry from the 80s, but nothing else. seriously, there are records.
and then he took scissors out of his shoulder holster (really) and began cutting.
fyi: the setting on my flat iron is too high.