no.

hmonkey

http://www.xojane.com/healthy/how-to-lotus-birth

AuntFlo

Ulysses.  NFT.

VarunaTT

"Natural birth and child-led parenting provides ways you can show the most precious person in your life that you respect, trust and honor their innate wisdom"

I can't even with this nonsense.

"innate wisdom?"  I...just...

PMeg819

I'm just going to leave this here: http://koibirth.blogspot.com. Pretty sure it's fake but whatever.

NOLABridesmaid

I love that she didn't chew off the cord because she's a vegan. Ha. Love that part.

 

PirateBarbie

so she just chucked her placenta into the ocean?

mrsconn23

Before I clicked on the link, I thought maybe she gave birth in the lotus yoga  position...which really can only be achieved over the toilet. 

My how I was wrong.

But I prefer my version of a 'lotus birth' to that mess.

Team toilet baby. 

tawillers

"... I felt strongly that it was important that no one else take the baby away. Having the placenta still attached to the cord helped to ensure this."

You know, she's right.  There is just no other way to make sure no one walks off with your baby.

 

Chipmunk415

And that, ladies, is how we get Indigo Children.

PirateBarbie

tawillers said:

"... I felt strongly that it was important that no one else take the baby away. Having the placenta still attached to the cord helped to ensure this."

You know, she's right.  There is just no other way to make sure no one walks off with your baby.

 

well of course they wouldn't - who wants to steal a musty placenta? 

I'm betting the baby ripped the cord off because he was tired of smelling it. 

jojobrn

Gah! Gah!

*head explodes*