I'm driving along when the person in the space next to the handicap spots pulls out. I think I've scored until a woman cuts across the handicap spaces and pulls through into the spot.
I pulled into another and was out by the time they were getting out too. I made sure to really stick out the belly and waddle more than needed. She actually started to apologize to me. I cut her off and said "Regardless of my pregnancy, that was a d!ck move." Her teen daughter was standing right there.
s/n: And I still haven't heard from the woman I hit.