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Eclaire10Eclaire10 member
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Hey everyone. New here to the board, but I am not going to lie, I have been lurking quite reguarly for some time. So here are my stats, feel free to attack.

Screen Name: Eclaire10
Age: 23
Significant Other's Age:26
What You Do: Office Support aka Secretary ha
What SO Does:
State of Relationship: commited, Bought a house this year, Currently remodeling
How Long You've Been Together: 6 years
When You're Getting Married (if you're engaged): Not Engaged
When You Got Married (if you're married):
Fur Babies: I like to call her the other girl, but she is a wonderful Dog mixedbreed.
Favorite Color: Coral
Favorite Thing About Your SO: His ability to take care of me.
Least Favorite Thing About Your SO: His farts are pretty much horrible.
Hobbies/Activities: Reading, camping, family time.
Describe Your Personality: Sarcastic and silly, Like to help others.
Snark Level (1 [low snark] - 10 [high snark]): Sarcasm is my thing, but I dont know if it would really come out on an online forum
Tell Us Something Interesting About Yourself: Been In way to many weddings, lets just say I get referred to that movie 27 dresses quite a bit.

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  • jeanacorinajeanacorina
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_new-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:19c6d45e-cc1d-4e00-b310-1c1d33610bc2Post:1bd07e34-7dc0-49fd-a5b5-85b762563c28">New!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Least Favorite Thing About Your SO: His farts are pretty much horrible.
    Posted by Eclaire10[/QUOTE]

    LMAO, that cracked me up!
    Anniversary
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  • bethsmilesbethsmiles member
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    edited December 2011
    Hi! Welcome to the boards. You didn't mention what your BF does and since I'm nosey I'm wondering ;)


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  • Eclaire10Eclaire10 member
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    edited December 2011
    Oh yeah I thought I forgot something, he is pretty much a Machine Shop boss thing. lol
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  • bajedivabajediva member
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    edited December 2011
    Uh, definitely had to google machine shop. But welcome :-)
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  • aperitisaaperitisa
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    edited December 2011
    Welcome welcome!
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  • prasad007prasad007
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    edited December 2011
    Welcome! My FI is a machinist... so I guess your BF would be a shop foreman? :)
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  • Eclaire10Eclaire10 member
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    edited December 2011
    Yes, thats the ticket. I just know that BF works a lot and brings in a paycheck.
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  • prasad007prasad007
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    edited December 2011
    The paycheque isn't bad, but the hours are kind of crazy I have to agree. He works 2pm-12am 4 days a week! Is your BF's shop manual, CNC, or both?
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  • loves2shop4shoesloves2shop4shoes member
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    edited December 2011
    Welcome!  I can relate...my boyfriend's farts are awful, at night especially.  Sometimes I want to jump out the window to save myself.

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  • Eclaire10Eclaire10 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_new-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:19c6d45e-cc1d-4e00-b310-1c1d33610bc2Post:b3322fc8-c2ad-47be-8cb9-150473d4de59">Re: New!</a>:
    [QUOTE]The paycheque isn't bad, but the hours are kind of crazy I have to agree. He works 2pm-12am 4 days a week! Is your BF's shop manual, CNC, or both?
    Posted by prasad007[/QUOTE]

    Um..que?  lol. Yeah he works 55+ hours a week and hardly gets vacation which drives me nuts!  Maybe I shall ask him to talk about work a little more, or maybe not. I like to just forget about work once I leave. So our conversations about work are limited even after 6 years.

    Yes his pretty much can make me crazy, they are toxic and sometimes silent and it literally smells like something awful and dead is in there.
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  • bajedivabajediva member
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    edited December 2011
    Oh my gosh, you guys! This fart talk is ruining my midday junk food experience.
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  • Eclaire10Eclaire10 member
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    edited December 2011
    Glad to be of service, right? Less junk food is good for the heart.  
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  • prasad007prasad007
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    edited December 2011
    Ahh... In the beginning I attempted to become interested in his work. Over the last few years it has become so that my eyes glaze over just a bit  when he goes into detail about a part and different axes and how something was out by some super small increment... but I know the basics. :)
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  • GreenPepperBurgerGreenPepperBurger
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    edited December 2011
    Welcome! You seem sane (thank goodness).
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  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    edited December 2011
    HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *waves*

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  • PandaBurrPandaBurr member
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    edited December 2011
    Welcome! How do you like having a desk job? I hated being a 'Purchasing Assistant/Clerica Staff' aka secretary. It was too boring for me.
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  • ekathleen684ekathleen684
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    edited December 2011
    HEY!
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  • NarwhalNarwhal
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    edited December 2011
    Oh man, why didn't I mention BF's farts?  They're the worst.

    I make him get out of bed and point it out the door.
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  • NarwhalNarwhal
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    edited December 2011
    I don't think I've ever experienced the shower fart.  But I can imagine it would be terrible.  Everything smells worse in the shower.
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  • hetshuphetshup member
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    edited December 2011
    Sometimes at swim practice the boys would have gas so bad that we could smell it above the water. Like it would come up in a bubble and just reek. It's like a possum died in there.
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  • LizzyTish88LizzyTish88 member
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    edited December 2011
    Shower farts are awful. BF has a rancid butt and half the time I just have to leave the room. My grandma called him inhumane the other day it was funny.

    Last week BF accidentally Dutch-Ovened himself, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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  • NarwhalNarwhal
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    edited December 2011
    BF's are always ROTTEN. Like.. buhhhh.
    He says mine smell.  But mine smell like the food I ate.

    Which actually means that I have a better digestion system, cause mine go through before they can change smell. ;)

    But he poops much more regularly than I do, so it's a good give and take relationship.
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  • catemegcatemeg
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    edited December 2011
    We're both pretty bad, but he stinks up the bathroom something terrible and always has to go right before  bed.  Since we have a bathroom in our room, it stinks up everything for hours.  Not how I want to go to sleep!

    He now knows that if it's within an hour of bedtime, he has to go in the other bathroom.

    Also, his farts have seriously woken me up in the middle of the night.  Yuck!
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  • hetshuphetshup member
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    edited December 2011
    Does anyone's BF/FI go through SO MUCH toilet paper? I do not understand at all. Sometimes I think I should grow a cotton plant in the bathroom or something.
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  • LizzyTish88LizzyTish88 member
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    edited December 2011
    No BF doesn't, but he can't poop if he's wearing long sleeves. He litteraly has to take them off in the winter to go to the bathroom.
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  • ekathleen684ekathleen684
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_new-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:19c6d45e-cc1d-4e00-b310-1c1d33610bc2Post:73073223-0a66-4fcb-9245-691c7134d3b3">Re: New!</a>:
    [QUOTE]No BF doesn't, but he can't poop if he's wearing long sleeves. He litteraly has to take them off in the winter to go to the bathroom.
    Posted by cdechristopher[/QUOTE]

    I have a male friend who has to poop naked. No matter where he is, he has to strip first.

    FI's farts are something awful, they always smell like rotten eggs. I have affectionately given him the pet name "swamp ass". His are silent but very deadly. Mine are loud and followed with a giant giggle fit.
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  • GreenPepperBurgerGreenPepperBurger
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    edited December 2011
    Farts. Uggggggghhhh. BF's are seriously the worst ever. And they follow him. Like, no matter where he goes, they go with him. He likes to do it on the subway when I'm sitting next to him (GROSS!) and I always have to move. I pretend I don't know him for a few stops.
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  • hetshuphetshup member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_new-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:19c6d45e-cc1d-4e00-b310-1c1d33610bc2Post:997082f0-b100-49d3-bae5-d974581c0930">Re: New!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Farts. Uggggggghhhh. BF's are seriously the worst ever.<strong> And they follow him.</strong> Like, no matter where he goes, they go with him. He likes to do it on the subway when I'm sitting next to him (GROSS!) and I always have to move. I pretend I don't know him for a few stops.
    Posted by GreenPepperBurger[/QUOTE]

    We like to call that crop dusting.
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  • LizzyTish88LizzyTish88 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_new-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:19c6d45e-cc1d-4e00-b310-1c1d33610bc2Post:15c1bb32-6360-4cd6-87d7-ffe0b4bf4ba9">Re: New!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: New! : We like to call that crop dusting.
    Posted by hetshup[/QUOTE]

    HAHAHA. We do this too! BF will always be like " I crop dusted the shiiit out of that guy"
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  • MaggieMae2609MaggieMae2609
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_new-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:19c6d45e-cc1d-4e00-b310-1c1d33610bc2Post:fa15fe67-b0d3-49ab-b41a-ae9b7d0adc74">Re: New!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: New! : I have a male friend who has to poop naked. No matter where he is, he has to strip first. FI's farts are something awful, they always smell like rotten eggs. I have affectionately given him the pet name "swamp ass". His are silent but very deadly. Mine are loud and followed with a giant giggle fit.
    Posted by ekathleen684[/QUOTE]

    OH GOD!  I've been lurking for a while, and this is actually my first post (I swear I'll do an intro in a sec), but this just had me laughing like a crazy person.  At my desk.  Right as my boss walked by :-\ 

    BF does the same naked pooping routine!!  I've never seen such an elaborate routine in my LIFE.  He must be naked.  He must have geeky engineering magazines to peruse.  He must always buy the exact same toilet paper.  He must go right when he gets home from work.  Etc, etc.

    I do <strong>NOT</strong> want to know what happens in the bar bathroom on the days we head straight to happy hour after work.....
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