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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ex-moh?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6b97bd6e-9e1c-4cf9-8dee-461bddd9e210Post:70299e73-61b4-4c57-a06a-ba1c902c15f3">Re: Ex-MoH</a>:
    [QUOTE] I have two maids of honor because my fiance can't decide who his bestie is! lol. one is 23 cat and the other is 17 jess. guess whos more mature! :D
    Posted by michelearmellino[/QUOTE]

    Wait so you have replaced your old MOH with 2 new ones?  Are you having your cats be in the wedding?  I am so confused.

    Also, guys don't have "bestie"s.  I would die of laughter if FI ever uttered the word "bestie."
  • Have you seen the flag of CEW?  It features piles of poop.
  • I'm guessing marteas cousins dog as the winner of the maturity contest.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : :D lol that would be interesting! meet my new MoH!!! I have noooo clue who she is! But from what I know of her shes awesome! my girls would strangle me. i have two maids of honor because my fiance can't decide who his bestie is! lol. one is 23 cat and the other is 17 jess. guess whos more mature! :D
    Posted by michelearmellino[/QUOTE]

    So, if you already have two, what's one more?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : Or tits. That way, we would cover poop and tits with one towel.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Genius! You should be in marketing.
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    [QUOTE]Have you seen the flag of CEW?  It features piles of poop.
    Posted by deepcovejackie[/QUOTE]

    I forgot about the flag! Where did that girl go? She posted that one thread and then we never heard from her again.
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    She was cool!  And good with a computer.  Her name was tba something.  Would be good to get a copy of that flag.  It could be the SB board banner.  We'd probably have to put some tits on it.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : :D lol that would be interesting! meet my new MoH!!! I have noooo clue who she is! But from what I know of her shes awesome! my girls would strangle me. i have two maids of honor because my fiance can't decide who his bestie is! lol. one is 23 cat and the other is 17 jess. guess whos more mature! :D
    Posted by michelearmellino[/QUOTE]

    This is confusing
    Why are your posts spaced oddly?
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  • Michele, anyone can google your entire name and see your myspace, your facebook, and probably find lots of other stuff out about you that you don't want.  You may want to make a new account with a different username. 
  • OP I'm having 8 MOH's, well 9 if I win the next season of Paris Hiltons new BFF.
    And 42 other BM's.  And I've told all of them that I own their asses until my wedding.  They aren't allowed to fart without my approval.  I've purchased a stun gun just to prevent outbursts from my BM's when they are working for me. You only have to use it once for the others to see that you mean business.

    You are totally justified to fire that hussy.  Don't let them get out of line.  I also suggest getting them house arrest bracelets so you can track their every move.

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    [QUOTE]OP I'm having 8 MOH's, well 9 if I win the next season of Paris Hiltons new BFF. And 42 other BM's.  And I've told all of them that I own their asses until my wedding.  They aren't allowed to fart without my approval.  I've purchased a stun gun just to prevent outbursts from my BM's when they are working for me. You only have to use it once for the others to see that you mean business. You are totally justified to fire that hussy.  Don't let them get out of line.  <strong>I also suggest getting them house arrest bracelets so you can track their every move.</strong>
    Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

    I knew I forgot something! And you only have 42 BM's and 8 (maybe 9) MOH's? You must not be very popular.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : I knew I forgot something! And you only have 42 BM's and 8 (maybe 9) MOH's? You must not be very popular.
    Posted by qwerty777[/QUOTE]

    I've had to fire 23...and one didn't respond well to the stun gun, so I tried the shocker...for some reason she stopped talking to me
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : I've had to fire 23...and one didn't respond well to the stun gun, so I tried the shocker...for some reason she stopped talking to me
    Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

    I only had to fire 35 of the 82 I started with, but I had to keep 4 stun guns on hand during the wedding just in case anyone decided to steal my thunder. Luckily I only had to use it once that day. I think they were all pretty used to the feeling by then.
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  • I am stuck on where she said "wtf ever". Does that mean "What the fuckever"? 
  • cew, you should create the "poo-rag", it'll be like a doo-rag but for your bum!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : I only had to fire 35 of the 82 I started with, but I had to keep 4 stun guns on hand during the wedding just in case anyone decided to steal my thunder. Luckily I only had to use it once that day. I think they were all pretty used to the feeling by then.
    Posted by qwerty777[/QUOTE]

    I like your style!!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : I've had to fire 23...and one didn't respond well to the stun gun, <strong>so I tried the shocker...for some reason she stopped talking to me</strong>
    Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

    Win, win, win.
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    [QUOTE]OP I'm having 8 MOH's, well 9 if I win the next season of Paris Hiltons new BFF. And 42 other BM's.  And I've told all of them that I own their asses until my wedding.  They aren't allowed to fart without my approval.  I've purchased a stun gun just to prevent outbursts from my BM's when they are working for me. You only have to use it once for the others to see that you mean business. You are totally justified to fire that hussy.  Don't let them get out of line.  I also suggest getting them house arrest bracelets so you can track their every move.
    Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

    Don't forget the wedding day diapers for them.  All my BM's will have them.  There will no time for them to go to the bathroom on MY BIG DAY. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" />
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : I've had to fire 23...and one didn't respond well to the stun gun, so I tried the shocker...for some reason she stopped talking to me
    Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

    Oh sweet jesus.  HAHA!

    I think I have managed to hit every part of my keyboard with my forehead now.
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