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chelseamb11 · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be

My "guiltiest" pleasure is

I don't give a rats ass about _________ even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be

My most annoying habit is

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to

If money were no object, my career would be

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would

cheeseandrice · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be invisibility.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is crappy 90s music.

I don't give a rats ass about Africa even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be figuring out what I wanted to do before I started college.

My most annoying habit is biting my nails and interrupting people.

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Stephanie, but I'd have had my parents call me Stevie (like the originally wanted.)

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of 1950s

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs have the government get out of everyone's wallets and bedrooms.

If money were no object, my career would be professional reader.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would be nosey as fck.

chelseamb11 · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be to fly.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is watching Little House on the Prairie every time it is on.

I don't give a rats ass about global warming even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be to not have wasted so much time and energy on guys that didn't matter.

My most annoying habit is not thinking before I speak.

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Sylvia

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of the 1940s.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to not act so flipping entitled/selfish all the time.

If money were no object, my career would be photography.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would get rid of as much pain for people as I could.

Blueyed228 · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be Invisible

My "guiltiest" pleasure is Smoking

I don't give a rats ass about Africa/AIDS/Kony even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be not much

My most annoying habit is I lose my train of thought way too ofter

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Princess Sophie

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of 1770's in the Mass Bay Colony

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to stop trying to take care of everybody and start making people be personally responsible for their own lives. No more Nanny State.

If money were no object, my career would be I probably should have been a lawyer

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would World Peace?

mehgank · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be telekinesis.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is reality television.

I don't give a rats ass about KONY 2012 (I've never even seen the video) even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be getting sexually molested by a neighbor boy when I was 7 (he was 12).

My most annoying habit is I crack my knuckles all the time. I type a lot so it really helps loosen my digits up.

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Rochelle.

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of the late 1950s.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to get the government to care about more important topics than when I have sex or what I choose to spend my money on.

If money were no object, my career would be a high school teacher or college professor.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would comfort the sick.

lbarr088 · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be the ability to fly. If I could control it, maybe I wouldn't be so afraid. Right now I get freaked out looking at a plane.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is macaroons (as of now). They were on sale this week, woo! Otherwise I love processed nacho cheese dip. I've given that up since it's pretty awful for you.

I don't give a rats ass about your hourly status updates on FB of how sick or sad you are even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be not going all cray cray in HS when my first bf dumped me. He was the biggest douchecanoe I've ever met and honestly don't think anyone can top it (I mean, HS aged doucheyness)

My most annoying habit to me is saying "like" I heard it once when I was little and thought the girl who said it was cool so I kept doing it. FI would say I'm annoyingly clean (as in, I get upset when the house is a mess)

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Riley. I don't know why but I like it. Leah is so blah to me, and apparently it means "weak" or "cow" or some ish. Thanks mom and dad.

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of late 70's through late 80's... I love the music from then and I mean, c'mon the style was amazing.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to start being concerned with it's own issues and not issues overseas.

If money were no object, my career would be running a kennel and doggie daycare

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would see what people I'm no longer friends with are doing with their life.

Blueyed228 · March 2012

There are so many things I dont care about that it could be its own thread, lol

chelseamb11 · March 2012

Care to share Blue?

NicoleSahara · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be mind reading.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is shopping.

I don't give a rats ass about a lot of things because they don't really affect me even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be kissing this one guy in college, who knew one kiss could change so much?

My most annoying habit is I talk louder when I'm excited about something.

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Raquel.

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of the 70s, invest a crap ton of money in Microsoft and be a high roller now.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to stop spending so much money.

If money were no object, my career would be a personal trainer.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would get rid of cancer, heal a bunch of people, whip this country into shape, and help out a lot of unfortunate people.

celticmyss · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be translocation

My "guiltiest" pleasure was playing WoW when I had other things to do

I don't give a rats ass about the price of gas even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be turning into a hermit when I moved to Maryland

My most annoying habit is being really cranky and moody at times (tired, hungry, etc)

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Morgan

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of: that's hard, women got the shaft in most periods and the hygiene was terrifying. I'm a huge history buff too. If I had to pick I'd say 1920's.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to calm the fuuck down about other people's private lives

If money were no object, my career would be travel photojournalism

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would eradicate world hunger

KateJ10 · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be: Reading people's minds when I choose. Wouldn't want it all the time, just when it suits me.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is: ummm hahaha. We'll go with being lazy at home.

I don't give a rats ass about _________ even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.: A LOT of things don't get to me. Here's one: I don't care wtf a politician says or does that is considered taboo- it annoys me how the media sensationalizes so much, and people love to be offended.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be: I don' t know. I can't think of anything right now.

My most annoying habit is: H would probably say it is leaving clutter around the house.

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself: This is pretty lame, but I would probably lengthen it to Katherine or something. I just can't find another name for me that seems fitting.

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of: 1920's- so I could see what my grandparents were like as kids/how they grew up.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to: make the government much, much, much smaller, and privatize as much as possible. It is SO inefficient and bogged down, there isn't enough incentive for making profit as there would be in a non-government company. (example: usps)

If money were no object, my career would be: I would be retired, are you kidding me? I would have time to exercise, read, cook, and whatever creative pursuits I felt like.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would: Be interested in everyone's secrets hahaha

Smash Adams · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be mind control.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is junk food. Fast food especially.

I don't give a rats ass about the environment even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be staying with XH through college. Should've dumped his ass back then.

My most annoying habit is I'm lazy. Does that count as a habit?

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Josie.

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the 60s, maybe.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to probably stop with the level of bipartisan BS going on.

If money were no object, my career would be owning a shoe store.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd probably waste it doing stupid shiit. But I'd pay off some bills for myself and friends/family.

Blueyed228 · March 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_random-poll-6?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a1604dd6-b713-4fe8-80c6-5bf932c4db69Post:0947995f-f563-4e9b-bed9-be73967b3b8c">Re: Random Poll</a>:
[QUOTE]Care to share Blue?
Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]

Sure. I dont care about:

The Middle East. If they want to blow each other off the face of the planet, go ahead, just dont bother us.

Being PC.

Hurting your feelings. I would rather be truthful than sugar coat things because im worried you might get upset.

Poor people, but only the ones who dont want to help themselves, not poverty stricken people. An example, I have a few fb friends from HS who keep having kids, but dont work and are always complaining about how poor they are. You have 2 legs and 2 hands that work. Walk your ass down the street and get a job. Its your own fault you are in the position you are in.

Addiction. At some point you just have to buck up and want to change your life. You dont get a pass from me because "OMG ITS A DISEASE!!" I get that, but that just means you have to try harder to straighen up. Do what it takes. No excuses.

I could keep going, lol.

lbarr088 · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random Poll : Sure. I dont care about: The Middle East. If they want to blow each other off the face of the planet, go ahead, just dont bother us. Being PC. Hurting your feelings. I would rather be truthful than sugar coat things because im worried you might get upset. Poor people, but only the ones who dont want to help themselves, not poverty stricken people. <strong>An example, I have a few fb friends from HS who keep having kids, but dont work and are always complaining about how poor they are. You have 2 legs and 2 hands that work. Walk your ass down the street and get a job. Its your own fault you are in the position you are in.</strong> Addiction. At some point you just have to buck up and want to change your life. You dont get a pass from me because "OMG ITS A DISEASE!!" I get that, but that just means you have to try harder to straighen up. Do what it takes. No excuses. I could keep going, lol.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>I know several people like this. I just don't get it. They are completely baby brained that they want more and it terrifies me to see that. Everyone thinks I'm a loony for wanting a "plan" when I try to have kids one day. Yeah I want a plan, I don't want to be broke as hell trying to raise kids and give them a good life. That just doesn't strike me as a fun time.

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Matty143 · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be seeing into the future.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is: an occasional cigarette, and cheddar popcorn. I am having some now ::chomp::

I don't give a rats ass about Africa/Kony/etc even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be not wasting time and energy on boyfriends before H

My most annoying habit is talking too loud and overusing "Fuuck"

If I had to choose a different name, I like mine, but I could go with Katherine or Elizabeth. I like long names for some reason.

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of 1800's. A plantation in Georgia somewhere. Scarlett O' Hara style.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs have the government get out of everyone's wallets and bedrooms. Amen.

If money were no object, my career would be professional dog sitter/ walker/ volunteer.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would tell everyone the world isnt going to end in December, relax. And solve world hunger if I have time.

midgetthemighty · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be teleportation.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is stupid games on FB.

I don't give a rats ass about repost FB statuses even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc. Think for yourself people!

If I could change one thing about my past it would be marching band and school plays. I would have been in both.

My most annoying habit is singing everywhere I go.

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Julie but only because that was my name in French class.

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of 1960's. Seeing The Beatles live. Enough said.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to stop comparing apples and oranges and do what's best for this country.

If money were no object, my career would be traveling photographer.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would get rid of world hunger.

RailWayWife · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be

Trasport anywhere I want... Is that a superpower?

My "guiltiest" pleasure is

Wine

I don't give a rats ass about _________ even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

Cheifs asking for more money while their people live in poverty. (Canadian)

If I could change one thing about my past it would be

Work harder in high school

My most annoying habit is

My FI says I have OCD

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself

Skyler

Lexi

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of

The 60’s would be interesting

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to

Pay down debt

If money were no object, my career would be

Travel and blog about all the amazing places I see

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would

Help Animals, Mainly dogs.

LetsHikeToday · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be being able to fly My "guiltiest" pleasure is reality TV. I watch way too much I don't give a rats ass about facebook friends' businesses that post their cupcakes, current "party" they are having, or whatever else they are trying to sell even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc. If I could change one thing about my past it would be my eating disorder. I'm still not sure what caused it but I'd want to go back and figure it out. My most annoying habit is cracking my knuckles and telling my husband where to go while driving when he already knows. If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself back to my maiden name. I miss it. If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of 1960's. Summer of love. If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to stop worrying about little things and fix the bigger ones. If money were no object, my career would be school counselor or a lady who lunches. Ha. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would figure out ways to help my family and friends.

chelseamb11 · March 2012

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[QUOTE] <strong>If I were omnipotent for a day, I would tell everyone the world isnt going to end in December, relax. </strong>And solve world hunger if I have time.
Posted by Matty143[/QUOTE]

I saw a thing on pinterest that leap years were not accounted for cuz they didn't start until Julius Ceasar time, so technically, Dec 21 2012, according to the mayan calendars, was last year. Idk how true it is, but it makes sense to me.

midgetthemighty · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random Poll : I saw a thing on pinterest that leap years were not accounted for cuz they didn't start until Julius Ceasar time, so technically, Dec 21 2012, according to the mayan calendars, was last year. Idk how true it is, but it makes sense to me.
Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]

I saw that too. I think Chrissy had it as her sig. <em>Someone</em> did, I know.

Matty143 · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random Poll : I saw a thing on pinterest that leap years were not accounted for cuz they didn't start until Julius Ceasar time, so technically, Dec 21 2012, according to the mayan calendars, was last year. Idk how true it is, but it makes sense to me.
Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]

I saw that too; and it makes sense to me.

Girlie1030 · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be molecular immobilization (freeze time)

My "guiltiest" pleasure is dark chocolate gelato with Bailey's poured over top

I don't give a rats ass about insurance coverage for BCPs even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be to not trust that guy

My most annoying habit is cracking my knuckles

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Elizabeth

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of the 1950's to cheer my grandma on as she told off and left her abusive husband.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to deal with it's own mess first.

If money were no object, my career would be pet sitter.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would fix TK IT issues.

monkeysip · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be: I want to be able to use THE FORCE like a jedi. Is that cheating? Does that count as one superpower?

My "guiltiest" pleasure is: Maybe eating tons of junkfood. Or watching dumb movies like Twilight.

I don't give a rats ass about I have to repeat a previous poster in saying your stupid facebook statuses about your new job, your back pain, what you made for dinner, etc. even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be I wouldn't have tried to be all cool in middle school by being a b**** to the "loser" kids.

My most annoying habit is Probably being overly argumentative and correcting people.

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself I really wouldn't rename myself, but I like the name Sophia. I'm probably not sexy enough to pull off Sophia, though.

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of Is it super lame if I say Jesus' time?

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to stop caring only selfishly about itself and start thinking about the common good and ethics.

If money were no object, my career would be Career? Pfftt.... I have endless money. I'll be a professional traveler and money-spender. Honestly, I'd probably just be a writer.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would I don't even know how to answer this question. Sure, I'd like to heal all sick people and feed all the hungry, but for all I know that could have some unforeseen negative consequence or something. I would like to heal my mother's illness, but again, I don't like putting myself in the place of God.

monkeysip · March 2012

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[QUOTE] If I were omnipotent for a day, I would fix TK IT issues.
Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]

<div>LOL.... we have a winner.</div>

ErinG93 · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be mind reading. I'm nosy.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is really shiitty reality TV.

I don't give a rats ass about _________ even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc. Kony.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be not getting into the habit of thinking negative thoughts about my appearance. It's a vicious cycle.

My most annoying habit is cracking my back.

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Olivia.

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of 1920's.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to ... I don't even know where to begin.

If money were no object, my career would be Special Edcuation teacher

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would be nosy.

ricksang · March 2012

f I could have one superpower, it would be Invisibility

My "guiltiest" pleasure is Coffee

I don't give a rats ass about Babies even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc. I dont find them OMG so adorable

If I could change one thing about my past it would be My past job

My most annoying habit is I do thinks half assed at home

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of 1960s

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to Stop spending money

If money were no object, my career would be Registered Dietitian

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would Make anyone who hurts people or animals disappear.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be flight

My "guiltiest" pleasure is Days of Our Lives

I don't give a rats ass about the election even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be nothing

My most annoying habit is probably toilet separation anxiety. On my recent road trip whenever we had to stop to pee, it was because of me, and it drove everyone apeshit

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Danielle O'Day

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of 1960s or 70s

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to fckin chill out

If money were no object, my career would be reality tv star. LOL

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would stop time. And then be all like LOOK. I STOPPED TIME.

musicalsunlight · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be teleportation.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is eating ridiculous amounts of chocolate.

I don't give a rats ass about protecting unions even though it makes me an asshole/non PC/etc.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be I have no idea

My most annoying habit is being kind of a bitch.

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself: I like my name

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of 1920s.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to severely cut government out of everything and follow the constitution more accurately -- eliminate a lot of the government programs that are ineffective.

If money were no object, my career would be a professional dancer. or SAHM.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would freak the fuuck out. That is just creepy.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · March 2012

Oh fckin life. That blue font is way more annoying than I originally thought.

Johan&Kimmie · March 2012

If I could have one superpower, it would be flight. And then I'd go visit Peter Pan in Neverland.

My "guiltiest" pleasure is looking up pictures of movie stars without makeup. And chocolate. Having both together equals best day ever!

I don't care about people on welfare even though it makes me a jerk/non PC/etc. I guess I'm a bit cynical about the whole system since I have so many extended family members on welfare who are perfectly capable of working. One literally turned down a job because if she went on it she would have lost her welfare benefits.

If I could change one thing about my past it would be.. Eesh. I only get one thing? That's tough to pick. I would probably undo my relationship with ex-FI who was emotionally abusive.

My most annoying habit is twitching my toes when I'm bored/nervous/whatever.

If I had to choose a different name, I would name myself Willow. I had an English Lit Prof whose name was Willow and I think it's the most beautiful name I've heard. Either that or something flowery like Lavender or Violet.

If I could travel through time only once, I would transport myself to the decade of 1780 or so. And then I would do my darndest to meet Jane Austen. Plus I LOVE the style of the time.

If America is ever going to get back on track, it needs to scale government WAAAAAY down and allow people to take care of themselves. This would have the side effect of scaling down spending, thus leading to the ability to pay off our debt.

If money were no object, my career would be SAHW/M

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would incarcerate all the villains in the world. (Murderers, rapists, dictators, etc... you get the picture.)

musicalsunlight · March 2012

Ok now I figured out an answer after reading through answers. If I was omnipotent for a day, I'd also get rid of all domestic, child and animal abusers.

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