- I really REALLY can't stand Melissa Leo. Her ugly dress. Her obviously intentional f-bomb. THE FACT THAT SHE STOLE KIRK DOUGLAS' CANE.
- Man, those hosts were bad. Anne Hathaway needed to chill out (why the hell did she need to have a singing number?), and James Franco needed to lay off the pot.
- I wanted to reach through the camera and smack Justin Timberlake. Every time the camera cut to him, he'd see himself on the screen and yuk it up.
- I was so glad The King's Speech beat The Social Network. I cheered when they won best picture, and H rolled his eyes, saying, "Seriously?"