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Worse than apples, not as bad as toothbrushes

Nothing's as bad as toothbrushes on Halloween.

But who, you might ask, would give out carrots on Halloween anyway?  Bolthouse Farms, a commercial vegetable farm in western Michigan, is hoping you will.  The company, known for their  “Eat ‘Em Like Junk Food” campaign, in which they package baby carrots in small bags and market them as a potato chip alternative, has now set their sights on making Halloween healthy.They’ve come out with Scarrots, which are single-serving, 1.7 ounce bags of baby carrots marketed as a candy alternative for Halloween.  And according to Jeff Dunn, the chief executive officer of Bolthouse Farms, people love this idea.We’ve been blown away by the response to this campaign.  We’ve learned that is there’s a huge groundswell of support behind our effort to brand Baby Carrots as the ultimate junk food and we’re excited to offer snackers of all kinds a new Halloween treat.

I am all for eating healthy and think potato chip-sized bags of carrots sold in vending machines is a great idea.  But carrots for Halloween?  No, thanks.

Clearly, I am not alone in my resistance to having a healthy Halloween.  According to the National Retail Federation’s 2010 Halloween Consumer Intentions and Actions Survey, this year’scandy sales are expected to increase by 7 percent over last year.  The average American family will spend just over $20 on candy because they understand that Halloween is all about feeding your sweet tooth.

 

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Re: Worse than apples, not as bad as toothbrushes

  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    NO.  Halloween is for junk.  Let it be.
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    *looks at my 3 bags of Kit Kats, 2 bags of Reese's, bag of Twix, Snickers, and M&M's*

    Yep, the kids are going to love us this year.  :)
  • edited December 2011
    I'd rather get a toothbrush.  At least you can turn that into a shank and shank the people that gave you carrots for Halloween. 
  • loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    edited December 2011
    Seriously, it's one holiday where candy is part of the deal. Just leave it be.

    Everything in moderation is OK.
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  • fishgirl77fishgirl77 member
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    edited December 2011
    We always skipped the apple giving house when I was a kid.  My dad never asked why.

    I'm also determined not to be the house that gives out bad candy.
  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_worse-apples-not-bad-toothbrushes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:662ebd0d-26dc-4108-afba-90c397bb3fbfPost:4c5950dd-2d4a-4040-be18-a1f6493b1d43">Re: Worse than apples, not as bad as toothbrushes</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm also determined not to be the house that gives out bad candy.
    Posted by fishgirl77[/QUOTE]

    DH feels the same way!!  But then again, he wants me to buy stuff that we'll eat in the case there's leftovers.  :)
  • nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_worse-apples-not-bad-toothbrushes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:662ebd0d-26dc-4108-afba-90c397bb3fbfPost:a20d0e0f-3e38-48bd-8122-e76c77849ec8">Re: Worse than apples, not as bad as toothbrushes</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'd rather get a toothbrush.  At least you can turn that into a shank and shank the people that gave you carrots for Halloween. 
    Posted by mscalibride[/QUOTE]
    DED.
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  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
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    edited December 2011
    I seriously considered giving out boxes of raisins when we get our first home, just so we can avoid future trick-or-treaters. I think they're cute and all, but if the neighborhoods I've seen are any indication of the nonsense that goes on I'd rather skip it.
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  • baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    That's too bad, BC. (Also, you can just turn your lights off.) 

    Our neighborhood is great - no buses full of random kids, just a lot of us out and about, gettin' our candy on. 
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  • nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    edited December 2011
    MIL has a plaque she puts on the door for Halloween.  Something about Jesus being the light in dark or some shizz like that.  And they sit in the dark all night so no one thinks they're home.
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  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
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    edited December 2011
    the neighborhoods I've been in didn't care about your lights being off (or your yard being taped off so assholio children wouldn't tromp through and fuckup your new sod)

    Moreso the teenagers.

    H says up north they have what they call mischief night, which is the night before halloween, which is just as it suggests - for kids to cause mischief but here in the south it's all one night.
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    I handed out pretzels one year (which nutritionally aren't any better than candy, I guess).  It stunk because the leftoevers sat in our cabinet for a year until I threw them out.  At least I will eat the leftover candy. :)

    What about animal crackers or fruit snacks?  Would you shank someone that gave you those?
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    I just a friendly gal looking for options.

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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    I like animal crackers and fruit snacks.  So no, that's not THAT bad.  ;)
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  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
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    edited December 2011
    Zsa you should have made chocolate covered pretzels for Xmas and handed them out to people you only kind of like
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