so the H and i are having FB wars. we know each other's passwords and our lap top has auto save on passwords. so we have been breaking into each other's FB and messing around changing each other's statuses and I also added a bunch of friends for him. bahahahahaha.
his current status "mr. smear is totally on team Jacob!"
he changed my status to something about having a sex change done. my male parts arrived in the mail today. jackass.
oh and then i changed the password to his and my email and facebook... that way he can't get a new password emailed to him. i think i win the war.

for now. who knows what he has planned. ::shifty eyes::
what's the best prank you've done to someone? i want some ideas for april fool's.
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Re: best prank/practical joke you've ever pulled
A good friend of mine and I had been engaging in a prank war of sorts. We were about 16 at the time. Around 2 a.m. on a Saturday night I get a phone call, informing me to check my car when I get home. (This also happened to be the first night I drank, ever.) My best friend drives me home, and we go look in my car. Sitting on my seat is a huge, live lobster. The lobster is pissed off. I try to get it out with a shovel, lobster tries to pinch the shiit out of me. They also smeared dead fish all over my car.
Ok, not everything, but probably around 200 things. Things in drawers, ceiling tiles, individual pages of books. He was out of town, and we (me, my FI and my best friend) took turns going into his office.
My favorite was the labeled staples inside the stapler, but the dumbass secretary went and told him because "hehehe she knew about it all along hehe!!!"
On another occasion, we also stole his stuffed otter and took a series of creepy "otter in the trunk with duct tape over his mouth" pictures, and sent him ransom notes.
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[QUOTE]My friend had a roommate who kept stealing her food, so we baked laxative brownies.
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[QUOTE]My friend had a roommate who kept stealing her food, so we baked laxative brownies. In our defense, we covered them in saran wrap and wrote a note that said, "Hey guys, don't eat these, I have to take them to class tomorrow."
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I was a bystander for this one:
Interns in the legal office at work were tired of the lawyer's over use of post-it's. So, they COVERED every glass surface on his car entirely with them. Hundreds of them. He thought it was funny, but the parking lot was a mess afterwards!
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Apparently they decided to hang out in the living room for about 2 hours before going into the room, but I was determined to follow through with my plan. I mean I had already been in the closet for 2 hours, whats one more? Finally she came in, opened the door, and I jumped out screaming. Turns out I got more scared than she did because I peed my pants and everyone pointed and laughed.
Come to think of it that wasn't a very fun prank...
So the afternoonthey found out, I called Ben and told him "Yeah, he already called and told me, so I won't bug you anymore about it."
"Oh, Cool", says Ben.
"Yeah... I don't know about that name though". Says me.
"Oh, [Girl's name]? Yeah..."
" Hey Ben- I didn't know the sex of their baby. You just told me!!"
It wasn't much of a "joke", but it was pretty hilarious. Plus it's in my head today. That friend is now married to my best friend and today they found out the sex of their baby- a boy!
My favorite was putting baking soda toothpaste in oreos to trick my cousin. He pranked me once and I finally got back at him. Sweet, sweet food related revenge.
There is an award that my boss gives out once a quarter to someone on our team. Its called an EEYORE award and is a donkey dressed in our uniform. One of the cops we work with stole him and let one of our coworkers know so at least someone knew where he was. His mom works with photoshop, so they conspired to send us ransom notes from all over the world. The cop had friends that were traveling to other countries, and she would send them a picture and a letter and have them mail it to us at the store, so we would get postmarks from Greece, Paris, Vegas, and all sorts of other places. It was pretty fun getting the letters, but it went on for about 3 months before our boss got mad that we hadn't gotten it back yet (we all knew it was one of the cops, just didn't know who).
He loved it so much he used a laptop and worked at a random vacant desk for a couple of days so he could keep it the way it was.
We went around the car, under and over the car the long way, and under and over the car the short way. And we used three rolls so they would all wrap around eachother. It was brilliant. We tucked all the ends under the car so it would be really hard to remove.
Another time, I teamed up with a friend's SO and we filled her car with water balloons and sweet 'n' low packets.
Putting instant mashed potatoes in someone's yard when you know they are going to run the sprinkler.