Random BM Rant

kevinandmonica2011 · April 2011

So... in order to avoid a 3 page long rant on her inappropriate dress/talk/behavior.... I will limit it to the part that affects me. Her F-me face.

This girls finds it necessary to make a skanky looking F-me face in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE she takes. It makes me gag. I already told her that I swear to god if she makes f-me faces in all of my wedding pics I am going to drive to PA and choke her.

End rant.

kevinandmonica2011 · April 2011

I am also a little nervous that she might smoehow find some way to skeeze up her BM attire (ie, order it 2 sizes too small or have some extra cleavage busting out or a slit up to her hip added)... lord only knows.

I know if she pulls this crap she is going to be the one looking like the goon, but it still bugs me. Grow up and try to act like a lady for one day. FFS if I can do it, anyone can. lol

sbolger17 · April 2011

I know you didn't mean for this post to be funny, but it is! I am now picturing this girl with the funniest faces ever in your wedding photos...

Hopefully, she'll keep it under control. If not, it will be hilarious after some time has passed. (Imagine looking at the photos in 20 years?!) And bridesmaids definitely aren't in all the pictures so it shouldn't affect too many.

kevinandmonica2011 · April 2011

Lol.... it is kind of funny to me. Annoying, but funny.

You know that stupid face that lots of people do like the "facebook face" where you make fishy lips and at one point, I swear, it was EVERYONE's cliche profile pic. Yeah... it's more annoying than that.

It's seriously like an... "ima dirty whore and i want to jump your bones" kind of face. She has such a beautiful smile.... I am just praying to get some shots of her actually smiling... not looking like she is ready to hop into bed with the camera.

I know she won't be in every single picture, so I guess I'm really not legitimately concerned that she is just going to completely single handedly wreck my wedding album.... but I'm still annoyed. lol

kevinandmonica2011 · April 2011

I actually wish I could make the face of rmy b-pics if I ever get to do them. It's super seductive... but really, the f-me face when you are holding up a fish you just caught? Or when you are holding your brand new baby cousin? REALLY? ick.

sbolger17 · April 2011

I don't think I'm capable of making that face without looking like a total idiot! Wish I could....

kevinandmonica2011 · April 2011

case in point. lol. there are very few occasions (umm... in bed or VS catalogue or porn) where anyone can make that face and not look ridiculous!

kevinandmonica2011 · April 2011

ok... so I am bored at work... and checking out what my potential wedding pics might look like.... what do you think??

Picture my BM making these stupid faces....

And showing up wearing something like this.... in lapis, of course....

sbolger17 · April 2011

Haha! That dress is the best!

crystaldes1029 · April 2011

HAHA! I would killlllll mine girls if they had done that. Although my one BM looked a little tardish in a few pictures... totally not on purpose just got caught at a wrong moment.

GL with that girl

DondadaTimes2 · April 2011

Dude thats my dress! WTF is wrong with it?!

acmj11 · April 2011

I literally LOLed at those pictures. Hey, maybe a few wouldn't hurt (kidding)! So, what did she say when oyu threatened her? Is she aware that she makes this face?

kevinandmonica2011 · April 2011

A few would be funny.... even funnier if everyone is making a dumb face.

When I told her, she just laughed. She knows. I tell her all the time to knock off the face (makes you look like a skank. seriously) and when we take pics together (like at Kenny Chesney concert last year) I have to literally take like a dozen pics just to get one where she is not making the dumb face and I have had to either say or do something stupid to make her laugh and catch an impromptu shot. lol.

Oh well.... I def can't control it. Maybe she'll behave for a day (ha!)

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