What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:7f38ea02-d2bd-4e10-976c-133d0be13209">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]I don't understand why he gets to ask questions, we answer them, and he answers none of ours. It's a two way street buddy. Just ask your Secret Bride.
Posted by mehgank[/QUOTE]

No shiit.

I asked an ass load of questions. Like I said before: I DEMAND ANSWERS.

SecretGroom62 · October 2010

Nah... I asked a pretty straight-forward question, and one that shouldn't change based on my identity. Who knows... perhaps I'm your lucky groom.

However, since my question didn't get answered, there's no reason to answer yours in kind. As you say, it's a two-way street. Apparently poop jokes are only funny when you say them!

Anysunrise · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:a79c506c-32e9-4e1a-8d22-14b04864da5b">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]Nah... I asked a pretty straight-forward question, and one that shouldn't change based on my identity. <strong>Who knows... perhaps I'm your lucky groom</strong>. However, since my question didn't get answered, there's no reason to answer yours in kind. As you say, it's a two-way street. Apparently poop jokes are only funny when you say them!
Posted by SecretGroom62[/QUOTE]

My groom knows how to turn me on. That's why he's my groom.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:a79c506c-32e9-4e1a-8d22-14b04864da5b">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]Nah... I asked a pretty straight-forward question, and one that shouldn't change based on my identity. Who knows... perhaps I'm your lucky groom. However, since my question didn't get answered, there's no reason to answer yours in kind. As you say, it's a two-way street. Apparently poop jokes are only funny when you say them!
Posted by SecretGroom62[/QUOTE]

Uhh... poop jokes are always funny.

Are you an AE? Please be an AE.

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

Any is on fire today. Plus, I love the new sig.

Secret Groom made me laugh, but now he's annoying with the "I'm not showing you mine until you show me yours." Flash us, damnit.

I mean, flash us with the truth, not with Mr. Happy.

LessThanZero · October 2010

Well, this is really starting to take a turn in a curious direction.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

I never flash unless I've been flashed. That would be slutty. Wait...

Anysunrise · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:3ff69699-0a13-4c67-bc92-a11b7d505d00">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]Any is on fire today. Plus, I love the new sig. Secret Groom made me laugh, but now he's annoying with the "I'm not showing you mine until you show me yours." Flash us, damnit. I mean, flash us with the truth, not with Mr. Happy.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

Thanks!

And agreed. No offense there SG, but I really hope you're asking out of curiosity, and not to get ideas. I know he's the one because of the small, personal things he does for me that only someone who really knows me can do. If you have to ask internet strangers how to be romantic and sexy with your own girlfriend/fiancee/wife, there's something wrong.

mehgank · October 2010

I have pretty much come to the conclusion that SecretGroom is one or both of the following:

1) Not very clever, so it's taking him a long time to come up with smartass replies that fall flat

Or

2) A really slow hunt n' peck typer

aprovencher21 · October 2010

This was an amusing thread.......and someone talked about sex swings and whipped cream without me. Sadness.

Anysunrise · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:f3670e42-9d6f-441b-9f16-990500e8f77a">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]This was an amusing thread.......and someone talked about sex swings and whipped cream without me. Sadness.
Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]

The...shooooooooooes. So mesmerizing with their sparkle...

aprovencher21 · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:f97d0cbf-0020-4e43-a0e8-e7466ba5cc77">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? : The...shooooooooooes. So mesmerizing with their sparkle...
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Oh yes the shoes. That might be one of my five. FI buys me awesome shoes......amazingly awesome shoes.

Starmusica · October 2010

aprov- Ive been drooling for like 5 minutes over your shoes on FB...

aprovencher21 · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:e384b888-66bb-47b1-af23-a48fd4946943">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]aprov- Ive been drooling for like 5 minutes over your shoes on FB...
Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]

I feel like a wack. I have them sitting on the table next to me while I type. Occasionally I pet them.

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:f3670e42-9d6f-441b-9f16-990500e8f77a">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]This was an amusing thread.......and someone talked about sex swings and whipped cream without me. Sadness.
Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]
SHOES!

This is one of my favorite Manolo pairs. (I have a cheap Aldo version in black). I am simulataneously jealous and happy for you.

aprovencher21 · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:e1489d75-7c12-44a9-9f3b-91c00ff5d11e">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? : SHOES! This is one of my favorite Manolo pairs. (I have a cheap Aldo version in black). I am simulataneously jealous and happy for you.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

Well if you come to visit South NJ I may share!!

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

Oh my God, SHOES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

I do love them, aprove

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:0918a7b5-522c-44ea-851d-fdaa3925f547">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? : Well if you come to visit South NJ I may share!!
Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]
Yay! I'm pretty sure we are coming down in November! We're trying to schedule our e-pics (ugh) and see what weekend we have free from there.

SecretGroom62 · October 2010

My apologies. I've obviously asked an inappropriate question, and my attempts to converse on the poop and diaper comments have been deemed "not very clever."

I hope you all find answers to your own questions in these forums. I'll bother you all no further.

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

Oh, SG, you were fun there for a minute. What happened?

dmiller9274 · October 2010

Wait, I have some questions. Why does it say you are from northeast ohio, but it also says south carolina in your bio thing? When are you getting married? If you really are from Ohio, do you know every single word to Hang on Sloopy? (if you don't...that's just shameful)

[Deleted User] · October 2010

Aprove I see you took my advice and took them for a stroll around the house! They're really pretty.

dmiller9274 · October 2010

oh and Aprove, I LOVE the shoes!

mehgank · October 2010

cue sad, disappointed, weiner drooping music now....

LessThanZero · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:9c1bbbe5-0774-4553-a5e3-5e8a66f2515f">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]My apologies. I've obviously asked an inappropriate question, and my attempts to converse on the poop and diaper comments have been deemed "not very clever." I hope you all find answers to your own questions in these forums. I'll bother you all no further.
Posted by SecretGroom62[/QUOTE]

You're serious?

I don't think your question was innappropriate, but no one understood why you were asking questions that were clearly very out of the ordinary. Were you looking for tips or advice? Were you just trying to start a conversation our of curiosity?

Do you not think it might look strange to us that your first post on the knot was on the SB board asking people what turns them on?

C'mon now.

leayn · October 2010

SEX SWING!!! I'm always too late damnit.

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