Since I'm a grammar fascist

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• goheels05

  

  August 2010

  I like you.

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• Night_Sprite

  

  August 2010

  Since indicates time.  You should have used because.  Because I'm a grammar fascist.
  
  pwned. 
  

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• laurenclaire1386

  

  August 2010

  You're a homophone fascist, BTW. You know, bawled-balled.

  
  Whatever you hatters be hattin. -Tay Prince

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• AllAboutTheBenjamin member

  

  August 2010

  Nice visual.
  
  I love that expression "bawled my eyes out."  Did you really bawl your eyes out?  Did you go blind?  Was it bloody and did it hurt? 
  

  

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• Night_Sprite

  

  August 2010 edited August 2010

  LC FTW!

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• MandK9 member

  

  August 2010

  Well, I suck. 
  
  But still.  I stand by my original statement, with appropriate revisions.
  

  

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• J&K10910 member

  

  August 2010

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-grammar-fascist?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:367bbe61-8f7c-46d9-a56d-0a09470d83a0Post:7f4f51d0-a80e-4914-a618-96863eee84a3">Re: Since I'm a grammar fascist</a>:
  [QUOTE]Since indicates time.  You should have used because.  Because I'm a grammar fascist. pwned. 
  Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]
  
  That is once of my biggest grammar pet peeves because everyone and their mothers do it.  Another one?  "Could of" instead of "could have".

  
  
  Everything the light touches is my kingdom.

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• MarriedInAFever member

  

  August 2010

  I just liked that you used "fascist" because now I'm picturing different political thoughts being associated with grammar.
  
  Like...
  "I'm a grammar libertarian."
  "I'm a grammar Marxist."

  

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• MandK9 member

  

  August 2010

  Sorry everyone. I feel a little like Clayton Bigsby from Chappelle's Show now.

  

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• goheels05

  

  August 2010

  I didn't know that about "since" and "because."  I also just used a dangling participle(?). 

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• laurenclaire1386

  

  August 2010

  Oh, don't be sorry. We're just messin witcha

  
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• MarriedInAFever member

  

  August 2010

  My brain hurts.

  

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• Night_Sprite

  

  August 2010

  Just remember, Miss Mand, throwing the first stone and all that.

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• [Deleted User] member

  

  August 2010

  But who would have that many eyeballs in their head?

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• raynes member

  

  August 2010

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-grammar-fascist?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:367bbe61-8f7c-46d9-a56d-0a09470d83a0Post:02407513-f287-4694-8dbf-69370b934b2d">Re: Since I'm a grammar fascist</a>:
  [QUOTE]My brain hurts.
  Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
  
  Is that because you just balled your eyes out?

  
  We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
  

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• Night_Sprite

  

  August 2010

  Also, scooping an eyeball like that would definitely make the vitreous humor leak.  Eye juice. 

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• maratea member

  

  August 2010

  Guys! I come to TK to get away from things related to work. I don't want things that remind me of my work showing up here. No more of this grammar nonsense, understand?!

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• MarriedInAFever member

  

  August 2010

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-grammar-fascist?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:367bbe61-8f7c-46d9-a56d-0a09470d83a0Post:e90833c1-4fea-4a41-818f-3d3650c58e84">Re: Since I'm a grammar fascist</a>:
  [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Since I'm a grammar fascist : Is that because you just balled your eyes out?
  Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]
  
  I'm about to. Just got the necessary adds to the guest list from FMIL. She added 17 people. And I just mailed the invites. And I'm going to go ape sh!t.

  

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• raynes member

  

  August 2010

  Please note that this is my H's joke.
  
  What do you get when you combine an Argentinian cowboy with a communist?
  

  
  We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
  

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• AllAboutTheBenjamin member

  

  August 2010

  Where is this ape shiit that you're going to, Fever?

  

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• [Deleted User]

  

  August 2010

  I just bought one of those scooper things. Now I have a horrible image of what to do with it.

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• MarriedInAFever member

  

  August 2010

  Whaaaat, Raynes?
  
  I'm going to go ape sh!t. Not to ape sh!t. Not a literal place.

  

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• allisong23 member

  

  August 2010

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-grammar-fascist?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:367bbe61-8f7c-46d9-a56d-0a09470d83a0Post:83d58150-8c30-4e10-ac83-34713749b677">Re: Since I'm a grammar fascist</a>:
  [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Since I'm a grammar fascist : I'm about to. Just got the necessary adds to the guest list from FMIL. She added 17 people. And I just mailed the invites. And I'm going to go ape sh!t.
  Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
  
  Cripes. I am so sorry.

  
  

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• raynes member

  

  August 2010

  A Gaucho Marxist.

  
  We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
  

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• AllAboutTheBenjamin member

  

  August 2010

  Got it.
  
  I always wonder where those expressions come from though.  Like when people go ape shiit.  Or when someone says "I have to take a piss."  You're not really taking it... aren't you leaving it?
  
  But I use those expressions too.  I go ape shiit.  And take pisses.
  

  

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• MandK9 member

  

  August 2010

  First, raynes, that's a fantastic joke.
  
  Second, if we're talking about weird sayings, how about "I was beside myself." That one again utilizes my imagination in a weird way.
  

  

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• AllAboutTheBenjamin member

  

  August 2010

  Yeah... and that's an interesting one.  Because obviously, being beside yourself would probably require quite the acid trip.

  

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• Nebb member

  

  August 2010

  I will never understand having a gigantic weight loss ticker that does nothing but illustrate the fact that you havnt lost any weight...

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• pirategal03 member

  

  August 2010

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-grammar-fascist?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:367bbe61-8f7c-46d9-a56d-0a09470d83a0Post:3b3b2c07-0d42-44c8-953d-30978e56a68d">Re: Since I'm a grammar fascist</a>:
  [QUOTE]Guys! I come to TK to get away from things related to work. I don't want things that remind me of my work showing up here. No more of this grammar nonsense, understand?!
  Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
  
  Until that last sentence, I was trying to figure out what your job was that it had anything to do with eyes and melon ballers. 

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• MarriedInAFever member

  

  August 2010

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-grammar-fascist?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:367bbe61-8f7c-46d9-a56d-0a09470d83a0Post:ea9e7e5b-c5da-4aa2-8271-ae6b3d5589af">Re: Since I'm a grammar fascist</a>:
  [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Since I'm a grammar fascist : Cripes. I am so sorry.
  Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]
  
  Whimper.
  
  Sorry. I'm really whiny and frustrated today.

  

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