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Hi. I'm a newb

Hello ladies,

I have kinda been lurking but am pretty new here. I have been afraid to introduce myself because I am afraid I will spend all my time on TK... but I think I am ready for that commitment now! You snarky brides in particular crack me up, it will be nice to meet you all!
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Re: Hi. I'm a newb

  • Hi Alyssa! YOU will be addicted, just be forewarned.

    Tell us about yourself:

    What's your puppies name?
    How did you and FI meet?
    What do you guys do for work?
    What's the password?
    What kind of pie do you like?
    And, for Anna, give us a recipe. Any recipe that you've tried and love.
  • Hi Alyssa!  I recognize you!  NEWB FAIL.
  • Puppy: Sophie. She was a stray and is mow my midget fur baby.

    here she is proud of herself for successfully throwing her toys all over the living room

    FI and met 6 years ago when I was a cake decorator and he walked in my store and thought I was pretty!
    He works for a tech company (typical Bay Area) and I am just graduating from nursing school and working at a doggy daycare in the mean time.

    Password..... open sesame?

    I like all pie, but especially Jack Daniels Chocolate Pecan Pie! Give me 1 min and I will post the recipe
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  • Hello! Is that your dog? Does it have crazy eyes?
  • Oh man.... guess I suck at lurking HAHA
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  • Recognize for good or for bad, Kim?

    Hey Alyssa.  Tell us what you like about SB because we're vain hoars.
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    [QUOTE]Hello! Is that your dog? Does it have crazy eyes?
    Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE]

    <div>Yes! When she gets really excited she gets bug eyes... I am afraid they will pop out one day</div>
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  • Ok, here is the pie recipe. I got it from my neighbor who lived in Georgia

    Jack Daniels Chocolate Pecan Pie

     

    1 frozen pie crust (deep dish if available)

    4 eggs, slightly beaten

    1 Tbsp. Melted butter

    1 c. dark corn syrup

    1 tsp. Vanilla

    1 c. sugar

    ¼ c. Jack Daniels whiskey

    ½ c. semisweet chocolate chips

    2 – 3 c. pecan halves

     

    Poke holes in bottom of crust with fork.  Combine eggs, butter, corn syrup, vanilla, sugar and Jack Daniels in a bowl.  Sprinkle chocolate chips on bottom of crust, and then top with pecans.  Pour filling over the top and bake at 325 for 45 – 50 minutes (center should be fairly firm when poked).  Cool completely before cutting.

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    [QUOTE]Recognize for good or for bad, Kim? Hey Alyssa.  Tell us what you like about SB because <strong>we're vain hoars</strong>.
    Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]
      <div>That is what I like! It's all about the honesty. You girls remind me of the type of friends that would tell me if I had a giant muffin top before I went out and not just be "too nice" to say anything.</div><div>
    </div><div>oh. and you are all insanely beautiful (am i doing ok?)</div>
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    Hi! I think our dogs could be twins:

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    [QUOTE]Hi! I think our dogs could be twins:
    Posted by reils[/QUOTE]
     <div>So cute! Is yours a chipin too?</div>
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  • So are you all insomniacs? Do I have to be here until 2 am?
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  • They look like they could! I like her!
  • Your dog looks a lot like Simple Dog from Hyperbole and a Half.  No offense to your dog, of course, I"m sure your dog is much smarter than Simple Dog.

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  • Recognize for good!  I like her silly dog.
  • Hey!  OP!  Check out a blog called "hyperbole and a half".  Your dog looks just like, well, stupid dog.  No offense, it's a really funny blog, and if you look at it you'll see what I mean.  I don't mean your dog looks stupid.  Help, someone...
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    [QUOTE]Recognize for good!  I like her silly dog.
    Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

    <div>Aw... thanks you guys. I was nervous.</div><div>
    </div><div>And I just read the new simple dog post today and almost peed my pants. Thank god she is not that stupid, she knows lots of tricks!</div>
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  • reilsreils member
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    He's just a chihuahua. Or at least that's what we were told. 
  • JINX JACKIE!  (Hi, by the way, Jackie, I've missed you)

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  • Simple dog is much bigger, but they do share the eyebrows!  Then again, so does my mom's dog and she's a hound.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hi. I'm a newb : Aw... thanks you guys. I was nervous. And I just read the new simple dog post today and almost peed my pants. Thank god she is not that stupid, she knows lots of tricks!
    Posted by alyssag721[/QUOTE]

    That was my favorite post in a long time.  I laughed the whole way through it.  I was dying.

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    [QUOTE]Simple dog is much bigger, but they do share the eyebrows!  Then again, so does my mom's dog and she's a hound.
    Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, but the coloring and the crazy eyes do it. 

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  • I love hyperbole! I love your dog, Alyssa.

    HI J&K! You're up late, no?

    Alyssa, I'm ALWAYS up late, according to most of these hoars, because I'm in Sonoma County. Where in Northern CA are you?
  • There are some dogs at my work like that. They get so overwhelmed playing that you can see them just stop and reset their brains. Poor little things... those are the ones that need extra cookies Wink
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  • Yeah, CCF, it's 12:30 here.  I just got home from work and I was hungry.  So I made the mistake of opening up my laptop while I was eating, and well...here I am!

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    [QUOTE]I love hyperbole! I love your dog, Alyssa. HI J&K! You're up late, no? Alyssa, I'm ALWAYS up late, according to most of these hoars, because I'm in Sonoma County. Where in Northern CA are you?
    Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]

    <div>I'm in San Jose. In the ghetto. We are trying to move. If I lived in Sonoma I would never be sober, I am going there with my mom this weekend for my Bday!</div>
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  • It's not late! Do you live in SF?
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    [QUOTE]Yeah, CCF, it's 12:30 here.  I just got home from work and I was hungry.  So I made the mistake of opening up my laptop while I was eating, and well...here I am!
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    I made the mistake of opening up a bag of chips and dip while on the computer. I can't stop eating them now!
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  • Random, but we're totally flying out of San Jose on our way home from our HM.  Not that you care, but you know. 

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