Patho-phys: bridal brain causes temporary trauma to the brain resulting in erratic behavior, forgetfullness, loss of reality, severe instances of DIY, and could increase the risk of bridezilla syndrome
Diagnostic Testing Options: Only diagnostic test available at this time are observance of these symptoms and the presence of an engagement ring
Treatment Options: Elopement
Curable: Yes, upon the exchange of vows and a honeymoon. Other than that, keep drinking your fluids. Wine that is....