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crfische
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Toasts...and not that kind.
FUNNY ONES. I wanna hear 'em.
I'll start:
Here's to Eve, mother of all races -- wore her fig leaves in all the right places.
Here's to Adam, father of us all -- Johnny on the spot when the fig leaves fall.
** Unless this is just something we do up here yonder. Then just...ya know. Ignore this.
I'll start:
Here's to Eve, mother of all races -- wore her fig leaves in all the right places.
Here's to Adam, father of us all -- Johnny on the spot when the fig leaves fall.
** Unless this is just something we do up here yonder. Then just...ya know. Ignore this.
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Re: Toasts...and not that kind.
Vacation with Alix, Andy, Mandy, and FLORENCE. AND HER MACHINE.
The Margarita Evolution
The best of friends we'll ever be.
But if we should ever disagree,
Then F&@% you and here's to me!
an oldie but a goodie. and the only one I know that I deem acceptable for writing in public.
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Here's to you and here's to me.
Best of friends we'll ever be.
But if by chance we disagree,
fuuck you and here's to me!
Books read in 2012: 21/50
Heres to the men that love us
If the men we love to love us
the F*ck them all and Cheers to us!!!
Books read in 2012: 21/50
[QUOTE]Salt. Will you please learn how to play the game? Don't come flouncing in here with your non blurry sig pic and be all smart ass with me, k?
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DED.
“Here’s to women’s kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
not as sweet as a woman’s kiss,
but a damn sight more sincere.”
Crowd: LEFSE, LEFSE!
Gonna beat Hamline (or interchange any other MIAC team here)?
Crowd: YAH, SHUR YOU BETCHA!
What are we drinkin?
Crowd: ITS BEEEEER ITS BEEEEEER
Which makes Hamline what?
Crowd: Full of mother fucking fear!
Vacation with Alix, Andy, Mandy, and FLORENCE. AND HER MACHINE.
The Margarita Evolution
Vacation with Alix, Andy, Mandy, and FLORENCE. AND HER MACHINE.
The Margarita Evolution
Here's to swimmin
with bow-legged women
Now with more wedded bliss.
I don't get married often, but when I do, I do it in Las Vegas.
"Lvharpy could be your AE." - direy25
"smokeybailey is the one shining beacon of light in this steaming turd of a thread." - daffodil_jill
"The almighty smokeybailey has spoken." - some bitch on the Las Vegas board
And friends may go,
And friends may peeter out, ya know...
But we'll be friends through thick or thin,
Peter out or peter in.
Vacation with Alix, Andy, Mandy, and FLORENCE. AND HER MACHINE.
The Margarita Evolution
Here's to you, and here's to me
now let's get fuucked, in one, two three!
And then we'd take a shot.
Another friend of mine and I would sing this before taking a shot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI
Here's to me.
Here's to each and every effing little thing.
But if your little thing ever needs anything.
Remember my little thing isn't doing anythng"
*from the 70s