Open letters

celticmyss · July 2012

Dear Smash,

I concur with you opinions on both green peppers and avocados.

Sincerely,

An eater of all things green

LesPaul · July 2012

Dear CW,

Please stop calling me. If you want the item we discussed fixed, please fix it yourself. I had nothing to do with it in the first place, and I honestly don't care anymore. Make it go away.

love, Les

Dear Tonight,

I have a lot to do before leaving tomorrow; please let me get it all done.

love, Les

S6ix · July 2012

Dear Avocados, I love you. Dear Fat Belly, Go away.

LesPaul · July 2012

Dear Bagpipe Player Outside My Office:

Why have you returned? Why? Playing all day long the entire week before St Patty's Day was enough. You sound like a dial-up modem and I am sick of the sound. Please move to another part of the city.

love, Les

KateJ10 · July 2012

Dear mutherfucking wedding photographer:

YOU ARE BEING THE SUCK OF ALL SUCKS. Give me the rest of my fvcking photos or give me my money back. NINE MONTHS people. So angry at her (in case you couldn't infer my tone)

From,

PIssy Mcpisserson.

KateJ10 · July 2012

Dear Girlie and AATB (so therefore sesh as well)

I love your sigs! They make me laugh.

Nebb · July 2012

Dear Snuff,
Maybe you would like cubanelle peppers better? They have a lighter flavour but are oh-so-delicious!
Kindly,
Nebb

pillsburyaj · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-14?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:9edb4531-5480-4862-b9b0-967ba67dee42Post:b094b29b-04c0-436f-a259-c1388a9e987c">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear mutherfucking wedding photographer: YOU ARE BEING THE SUCK OF ALL SUCKS. Give me the rest of my fvcking photos or give me my money back. <strong>NINE MONTHS</strong> people. So angry at her (in case you couldn't infer my tone) From, PIssy Mcpisserson.
Posted by KateJ10[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>WTH...you could have had a baby by now.</div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>Dear wine,</div><div>
</div><div>Thank you for always being there.</div><div>
</div><div>Love,</div><div>
</div><div>Satisfied consumer</div>

snuff9861 · July 2012

Dear Nebb

I love cubanelle peppers. And every other member of the pepper family. Just not green. They're the green sheep of the bunch.

Signed,
Snuff

Nebb · July 2012

Im growing a bunch of peppers this year in my garden, heirloom peppers. The only one with a pepper so far is my Jimmy Nardello plant, and I honestly have no idea wtf something called Jimmy Nardello might taste like. Probably better than the peter pepper I planted

(google that)

acaponi87 · July 2012

Dear Cajun Butter,

I want to eat you by the bowl-ful.

Signed,
Trying not to have a hard-attack.

----------
Dear government,

Please fund schools again so I can get a job and not have it be a miracle. Kids are important.Kthanks.

-Pissed-off-that-I-keep-spending-hundreds-of-dollars-on-a-profession-that-doesn't-give-a-shiiiiit-about-me

pillsburyaj · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-14?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:9edb4531-5480-4862-b9b0-967ba67dee42Post:6b0f5073-baf1-4975-9302-8d90330dc719">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Cajun Butter, I want to eat you by the bowl-ful. Signed, Trying not to have a hard-attack. ---------- <strong>Dear government, Please fund schools again so I can get a job and not have it be a miracle. Kids are important.Kthanks. -Pissed-off-that-I-keep-spending-hundreds-of-dollars-on-a-profession-that-doesn't-give-a-shiiiiit-about-me</strong>
Posted by acaponi87[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>You're a teacher, I gather?</div><div>
</div><div>I just graduated in May with my teaching degree and I've been applying for jobs to no avail. The market is rough as a b*tch right now.</div>

kaceymarie · July 2012

dear viacom,

give directv your damn channels back and stop being so greedy.

sincerely,

annoyed as hell person.

jujub423 · July 2012

Dear Doobis,

I am not a chew toy. I understand you are just a puppy, but Louie was an angel puppy and I was not prepared for your naughtiness. My thighs (yes, for some reason that is what he goes for) are not meant to be chewed on and Ella would appreciate it if you would stop trying to eat her scratching post.

Love, your mama

Dear mayor of Scranton PA,

Really? Cutting the pay of firefighters and policeman (and all city workers) to min wage because of the state's budget problems? I hear you took a pay cut, but I also heard it's still more than minimum wage. If my pay was cut from $900 every 2 weeks to $340 every 2 weeks, I would have a really hard time running into burning buildings and dealing with criminals. Especially when the teenagers down the street are making $8.50/hour scooping ice cream. I'm no expert when it comes to unions and politics, but you suck.

Sincerely,
me

ETA: P.S:
Doobis, you are not on bath salts. Please stop trying to eat my face.

acaponi87 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-14?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:9edb4531-5480-4862-b9b0-967ba67dee42Post:3ea9df00-42ba-4cde-afb2-5861e9cd6d51">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : You're a teacher, I gather? I just graduated in May with my teaching degree and I've been applying for jobs to no avail. The market is rough as a b*tch right now.
Posted by pillsburyaj[/QUOTE]

Yeah I was working in '10-'11 and then my job was eliminated. It's hard right now if you don't have an "in" since there are hundreds of applicants for some positions.

lindseyann410 · July 2012

jujub- I'm having the exact same problem. The dog one, anyway. I have holes in my clothing now because of her. It's getting to be frustrating. I'm trying every method I can find to fix the problem, but it persists.

jujub423 · July 2012

Lindsey- how old is your puppy? Doobis is 9 weeks now, so it's really hard because he's still a little too young to "get" things/learn commands. I'm praying the next few weeks fly by so I can teach him "leave it". It is the miracle command, I swear by it!

What do you do when she gets crazy? Basically right now when he gets all amped up and bitey from playing we stop immediately and he goes in "time out", which is usually the small spare bathroom or his crate. Or we say "aght" real loud or clap our hands real loud and then give him something he CAN chew and praise him for it. We try and keep his crate a "good" place though so he doesn't associate it with punishment, so it does have some toys/rawhide in it.

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