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KimWard · January 2010

I so need this today.

Dear pissed off Spanish caller: It is not my fault that there aren't jobs available. Thanks for launching into a tirade, then hanging up on me. A**hole.

Headache: Please subside.

Family I will see in a few days: Please don't piss me off. It will be awkward enough to see you, but it's hard to be nice when I just want to punch you in the face.

Lady my grandfather had an affair with while my grandparents were temporarily separated: I'm trying to be nice, but please leave me alone from here on out. I know he was special to you, but that makes me angry, and I just want to forget you ever existed. You have a lot of balls to keep emailing me.

jrsygrl10 · January 2010

oh EW to the last part kim! you're nicer than i am...i would have gone ape *hit on her by now! hang in there as best you can.

as for me, i'll chime in:

migraines: please just tell me what is the cause of your existence and what will help. more sessions at the chiro? a trip to the dentist (i don't have dental ins, but if you will stop torturing me i will pay whatever it costs to get my wisdom teeth out!)? more appts with the neuro? chopping my head off? good lord, just tell me. your daily existence is inching me closer to actually considering suicide.

landlord: feel free to fix the major water leak next door quickly so we can get our water turned back on. washing my hair with a jug of cold water was not my idea of fun.

self: stop feeling so sad that the wedding is over. these post wedding blues are not cool. oh, and start working out. you're 15lbs overweight and your jeans are highly uncomfortable. DO IT!

duqcheer04 · January 2010

Dear Day: Be over already. I'm exhausted and want to go home and take a nap.

DF: I know you are sick, I get it, but really, if you wouldn't do 10983098 things in one day and actually ate well, you might be better off.

MOH/Sister: Don't tell me that you can't afford $40 to get your hair done for the wedding. You mean to tell me between now and October you can't come up with 40 bucks?! Also, mom pays for EVERYTHING for you, so don't tell me that you aren't getting your hair done for the wedding.

Co-irker: If you ask me to do a task for you, don't complain when I don't do it the way YOU would have done it. If you would rather just do it, I'm fine with it, your making both of our jobs more difficult.

KimWard · January 2010

Ugh, you hang in there too. I can't imagine constantly having migraines. Oh, and I had the post wedding blues too- they sucked, but it does get better!

brivb10 · January 2010

ugh, I have the post wedding blues too. I keep flipping through the proof album and just want to do it all again!

Dear DH : LEAVE your office at a reasonable time. Taking me a nice dinner this weekend is a good idea, but does not make up for the arrivals past 9pm every day this week. I would rather sit with you on the couch and eat chinese food! You need to put your health/life before a job that underappreciates you.

Dear prosective employer - EMAIL ME AN OFFER!!!

Dear current employer - bite me.

LaFemmeRousse · January 2010

local news camera man: I do not look cute with a scarf wrapped around my head like a babushka, running down the street in heels at lunchtime in the pouring rain. Please don't put that on television.

weather in general: you were supposed to be warm this weekend, and you were not. Now you're all icy and rainy and gross. Please improve immediately.

FI's landlords: you are lazy. Please fix the messy, wet leak in his kitchen ceiling immediately.

Kim: I'm sorry you have so much to deal with right now

Tell that lady to f* off!

KimWard · January 2010

Tell that lady to f* off!

Haha, not sure why, but that made me smile. She's being nice about it, and I know she's emailing me b/c, between my dad, aunt, uncle, and I, I speak the most Spanish (she is Puerto Rican, and I don't think she speaks English). I still think it's kinda ballsy though. I didn't even know who she was when I received her email- I had to ask my dad, and that's when I learned the whole story (yea, there's more).

Btw, where is everyone today??

LaFemmeRousse · January 2010

LOL, glad to make you smile

I agree that it is very ballsy for her to contact you, especially if you didn't know the story beforehand! Sounds like stirring up trouble, a little bit.

I've been wondering the same thing- even the good morning post was sparse today! I was out of the office for meetings this afternoon, and it's been really slow, huh?

CLW102409 · January 2010

Dear...JOB why must you be so boring today? I've had nothing to really do all day and I am ready to bang my head off my desk..ugh! I can't even bother DH today...geesh!

Dear Weather - even though you say we are expecting an ice storm tonight that it may only South of Pittsburgh - well I live in the South and if you could, I dunno, hold off until later tonight or better yet first thing tomorrow morning so that I can either go to work late or not go in at all..that would be super AWESOME!

Dear Jen's Head - stop hurting, it has been far too long that she has dealt with migraines...enough already, PLEASE!!

Kim..i agree with Lafem...tell her to shut the "f up"!!

jrsygrl10 · January 2010

thanks for the shout out cheryl!
maybe i could get some knottie vibes for the pain!!

LaFemmeRousse · January 2010

Sending you vibes

Seriously, I hope someone can tell you something that will help. I can't imagine how frustrated you must be.

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